Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?
GrabtharsHammer
Rohirrim... eating a horse?
Putting Weir in that list rather than Card or Ringo is an odd choice.
Swap 'er out... this one's full!
So like, an automated thirst trap kompromat harvester?
Holy smokes, you aren't kidding. Unhinged, 47 different fonts, rambling about the trilateral commission, mid 90s web wackadoodle nonsense. It's just a hair less well put together than the Heaven's Gate website.
When they announced Peter Jackson to direct LoTR I thought... the musical muppet director?
Al Green performed a version with Booker T and the MGs. But yep, Sam Cooke wrote it.
Is he trying to tell us Change Is Gonna Come?
Oh man I had forgotten this one. It definitely fits the bill. Just so much fun to look at.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink
It was an experiment with too many mice, too well cared for. The mice became withdrawn and... "Though physically able to reproduce, the mice had lost the social skills required to mate."
This comment sounds like Carl Kasell.