Ask Lemmy

Boring perhaps but loads of experiences that are impractical IRL:

• Rally and circuit racing
• Flying various aircraft
• Explore non-Euclidian spaces
• Combat sports
• Perform cool roles in musical theatre
• Unload a barge like in those viral videos

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

fire up Dark Souls

deactivate safety protocols

get some random Klingon from the streets as a commentator

broadcast livestream to Romulan territory

Girls. Sorry but its true. At least at first.

But then once that gets boring, I guess I would create beautiful environments to walk around in.

No, but seriously, are those things self cleaning or do you have to go all over the floor, walls, and ceiling after you're done with a black light and a mop..?

Two chicks at the same time.

Read the manual.

Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.

Have the computer render a fully accurate copy of myself, then circle my copy slowly, scrutinizing every flaw as they would be seen by others. This will surely be good for my mental health.

Create a Westworld-type environment.

Your mom.

i'd be getting my dick mad wet

Install Doom.

Lol. Guys come on. It's the first thing everyone would do.

Ensure the safeties are enabled.

Set myself up as Spider-Man. Its what I wanted to do since I was 7. Then some weird sex stuff.

Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?

Seven Seven of Nines

I can tell you what colour of uniform I wouldn't wear!

Disable safety protocols.

Live my fantasy of being a star trek captain.

And during my star trek fantasy, I'd visit the holodeck.

Relive a random fun night with my college friends in a bar from 2003 that no longer exists.

Miss you, old friends.

everyone know, its going to be PORN.

Set it to humanity's highest point: 1999. Things will get very confusing when they try and break me from the Matrix only to find it we're in the holodeck.

Well, it'll probably involve tentacles, I can tell you that much.

Insert funny porn joke.

But in all seriousness? A fully immersive, 100% realistic Dungeons and Dragons game with my friends. Exactly the same as we would run it at our table. We'd hop down to the replicators and holo-disguise generators and make ourselves up like our characters, and I'd just follow them around in a spooky mysterious robe and narrate the story.

That's it. I would run the best D&D game ever, the game of a lifetime, for my best friends.

Is it weird I’d ask it to put me in a ST:TNG episode?

So like ... how private is a holodeck? If the answer is "very", I'm definitely going with sexual fantasies.

After all the porny sex stuff?

Assuming it will keep running indefinitely without maintenance or upkeep.

Go inside. Create a pseudo Renaissance era theme. (With modern medicine). Program it so my bank account in there won’t ever run out of money. Then never leave. Just keep exploring. Have the holo deck just keep reconfiguring itself to effectively allow me to explore large areas.