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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 39 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up! Pick it up!"

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

Honestly the right answer tho.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 31 points 6 days ago

something something cotton eye joe

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

"Get ready for the sickest breakdown you ever heard!"

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

OPEN UP THE FUCKING PIT!!!!!!

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

🎺🎺 pick it up pick it up pick it up🎷🎷

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

OP said wrong answers only.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

🎵'cidin in the rain, genocidin' in the raaiinn what a glorious feeeelling I'm killing again🎵

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

When you've casted a mount spell in World of Warcraft, but because of the high server latency, the actual mount appears 1000 milliseconds later, making it look like you've just mounted the air.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They added crouch walking to the fourth game.

[–] Ann_Tipha@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Me when I use urban evasion and the rest of the survivors are getting pissed that I haven't helped finish any gens

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

It's you showing the kids your ska dance in 50 years

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Then that damn chicken started doin one of these!

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 6 days ago

Former president Joe Biden in the depths of his dementia believes he's currently skateboarding.

"Look ma' I can ollie!"

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Quirked up white boy busts it down sexual style, is he goated with the sauce?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago
[–] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 6 days ago

Oof ouch my prostate

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Skibidi biden

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago

Ya' get down the fiddle, and ya' get down the bow...

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Dancing on the graves of white South Africans

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Listen here Jack it's just a jump to the left and then it's y'know the thing to the thing and Jack you'd better see those hands on your hips and so y'know we're gonna just come on and bring it in tight

President shows his youth and vigor by showing off new break-dance set.

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Well here I am, doing everything I caaaaaannnn!

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

The Last Crackkker being deported to the great pacific garbage patch -2030 colorized

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago
[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

Won't you take me with you to Funkytown?

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Captain America (old) trying to do a heroic crouch landing when his knees suddenly give out.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

he's about to do that hovering shuffle step meme dance: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iO2_rwYSUaw

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

This will always be Backwards Long Jump after I saw a similar meme getting around

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 5 points 6 days ago

STOP!

scammer time…

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Thinking about them corn pops

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

joe brandon showing off his athleticism

[–] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 6 days ago

🎵 Oh, I went down South for to see my Sal Singing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day 🎵

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago
[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

That moment right before you rip the most relieving fart

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

Gotta love crowdkillers

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

magic-conch-shell

Here comes Blunder Biden on the invisible tricycle!