SchillMenaker

If they were then we'd have to have a Peanis meme too and that sounds stupid af.

"There's copper in them there walls!"

The diet Coke and mentos bomb

Will Menaker is looking like absolute shit these days.

You police your own jokes? Sorry, but all cops means all cops, enjoy your ban.

Unfortunately he's probably too independently wealthy for that to happen. The best we can hope for is that he actually pisses off MS-13 and gets car bombed or something.

I've got a tub with a 14-inch soaking depth in my garage that I'm putting in next week. I can't fucking wait.

They're saving a whole CEO's worth of salary, that's probably where the increased value comes from.

"Police shut down controversial 'Minority Report' software after less than one week due to an apparent malfunction that caused the software to simply turn on officers's webcams and beep loudly every time it was run."

Uhh, my portfolio just dropped to $(√-1). Do I hodl?

I assumed that they were all Japanese because they all have the anime sweat droplet.