SchillMenaker

joined 4 years ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

He needs to start bleaching them. He should probably do a full interior/exterior bleaching to be sure.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

One of Zizek's 'Remember he made graduation' moments was a joke where he says "People tell lies about me all the time. They go around saying that I'm a radical communist, it's absolute slander and I won't have it. I'm an extremely moderate communist."

One of the others is something to the effect of "In principle I'm totally opposed to the death penalty, just after a lot of specific people are killed first."

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago

I thought changing the names of things was woke

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Oh fuck it's like the trans singularity. The polylarity.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

It's like your eyes getting stuck crossed. People think the trans ray is a toy. The trans ray is not a toy.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 0 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You trans people and your constant transing. Keep it up and your going to wind up transing yourself back to un-trans.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

This is the only motivation to become president that I've ever had. I could do a lot of good being allowed to strategically target 50-100k people and illegally render them to an extranational gulag.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

It would be so amazing if they put a killswitch in the American version to go off shortly after the sale.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

It's not as big as their antistate though

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Podcast addict also works

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Or, in the greatest dad-twist of all, he adds anti-straight stuff to his repertoire too. You can never escape.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

But scrolling Instagram never even looks cool

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