SchillMenaker

joined 5 years ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Precisely. Where ever will they be able to find a hundred thousand dollars for an indentured servant who suddenly has no other employment options?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Thank God she wasn't around to see Pinkfong or else she would never be able to get that fucking song out of her head.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Me showing up at the recruitment office:

I heard you guys were teaching people how to land trans gfs and shoot fascists in the neck?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

And maybe shooting up the base in the process

timmy-pray

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

And maybe shooting up the base in the process

timmy-pray

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Huge life hack: Never buy through the door fridges. Ice through the door is a terrible idea with the secondary frozen compartment having to be nested within the refrigerated compartment but also exposed to ambient temperature. Water through the door is an ideal breeding ground for mold.

Ice belongs in the freezer and water dispensers inside the fridge are more sanitary.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Or, if it's a Samsung, it merely needs a complete redesign from the ground up.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

I think it does mean that and I'm tired of people pretending it doesn't.

i-do

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

The machine that uses hallucination as its fundamental mechanistic driver can't stop hallucinating! Who could have ever seen this coming?

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

The system isn't busted, it's working perfectly. Yeah it's going to smash into a wall at some point but that's probably not going to happen anytime soon and if it does they can bail and it'll only really screw us over. No big deal.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 39 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's not insistence on outmoded systems, it's the leeches trying to draw the last few ounces of blood they can before the host dies.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And for some reason the only people who ever do it are black people in the South. Give me 5 minutes alone with the Reconstruction button and I'll fix it.

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