SchillMenaker

joined 4 years ago
[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

These are all five star reviews though. Maybe the trans-fluoride we've been putting in the water is starting to work.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If they were then we'd have to have a Peanis meme too and that sounds stupid af.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"There's copper in them there walls!"

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The diet Coke and mentos bomb

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Will Menaker is looking like absolute shit these days.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

You police your own jokes? Sorry, but all cops means all cops, enjoy your ban.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Unfortunately he's probably too independently wealthy for that to happen. The best we can hope for is that he actually pisses off MS-13 and gets car bombed or something.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

I've got a tub with a 14-inch soaking depth in my garage that I'm putting in next week. I can't fucking wait.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 40 points 4 weeks ago

They're saving a whole CEO's worth of salary, that's probably where the increased value comes from.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

"Police shut down controversial 'Minority Report' software after less than one week due to an apparent malfunction that caused the software to simply turn on officers's webcams and beep loudly every time it was run."

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Uhh, my portfolio just dropped to $(√-1). Do I hodl?

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