AFineWayToDie

Or the Enderverse, where you can travel through space instantly if you meditate hard enough.

Leave it to China to make Metal Gear Rex irl

no more sweet release of death waltuh

"My apes. All my apes. Gone."

Always pay your mercenaries. Which Brace Belden rule is that?

"Okay, we need someone to go capture the enemy flag. Who must go?"

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I thought it was for doing a Third Impact

Listen here Jack it's just a jump to the left and then it's y'know the thing to the thing and Jack you'd better see those hands on your hips and so y'know we're gonna just come on and bring it in tight

There's an old Transformers comic where Decepticon Beavis & Butt-head deface every US landmark with Cybertronian profanities.

CHORLIE KORK

I spent almost 2 years looking, then I lucked out and found out that my old job from about 20 years ago was open again. My old boss was even still there. I'd probably still be looking otherwise.