the baguette outfit in clair obscur finally makes sense
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025
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It always made sense.
Add a gun and it's a Bayoguette.
It's a bread knife.
A bread knife must have teeth
Violence baguettes violence.
hon hon homicide
somebody brought the pain
plausible deniability: I was just cutting a baguette (to be read in French accent)
Why modify it? .... a good hard crusty baguette is deadly enough. If you crack it just right, the sharp edges are hard enough to cut open skin and flesh.
The one positive thing you could say about the bread products around him was that they were probably as edible now as they were on the day they were baked. Forged was a better term. Dwarf bread was made as a meal of last resort and also as a weapon
Take two baguettes. Cut one in half and carve a slot inside of it. Carve the other with a protrusion in the form of a knife to go into the slot. Harden in the oven while using garlic butter with fine herbs to create a razor edge. Sharpen with a whetstone.
Then you can not only stab cops but soften it up in soup and eat the evidence.
mmmmm ... radicalization and violence never sounded so delicious
Cop gets stabbed in the arm .... 'OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN STABBED ... ???? .... ooooo, garlic butter!'
A baguette becomes a lethal blunt instrument about 7 seconds after you buy it.
"The food here is..."
THWACK THWACK THWACK
"...weapons-grade."
So you can dual wield.
Baguette.
Breaguette knife.
Akimbo
Shit, you get one with a good enough crust and it'll club a motherfucker into the ground like a fence post.
We're they riding a bicycle with a basket in front?
Somebody touch my baguette!
Wait til that "assault with a deli weapon" guy hears about this
stabuette a little with my baguette
I never leave my house without my tactical assault baguette!
Hon hon hon
The French have mastered protest and revolution.
There were shuriken in the croissants as well
I love that they gave it a crumb as well.
That is aggressively French
Portable Guillotine. I love quick access revolté tools.
Picnic-ready, self-contained baguette. Comes with a way to cut it. The other end (off camera) contains foil-wrapped cheese wedges.
Pain vraiment complet.
"Une graine dans le bocal piment" ?
the photo was taken at the shop Chaise Longue, a chain which specialises in humorous and original collections of household items and gifts. The product, called “Baguette knife” can be seen on the Chaise Longue website.
A price label is clearly visible next to the baguette in one of the pictures shared on social media saying “Une graine dans le bocal piment” (“A seed in the jar – chilli”), which is the name of a Chaise Longue product. It is a jar of chilli seeds, which is part of a range of different types of seeds in jars.
Merci pour Le fact-check