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[–] gray@lemmy.ml 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna know what this is about, but I don't want to google...

[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 5 points 16 hours ago
[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 62 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Don’t forget when he retweeted BDSM fetish porn, thinking that Chinese men are being bound and “milked” for their semen.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago

I refuse to believe he is that stupid

[–] Flickerby@lemmy.zip 20 points 21 hours ago

Quite literally a south park episodes.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Sweet dreams are made of cheese...

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Who am I to diss a cheese?

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I travel the world in search of cheese

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Everbodie’s fondue or something

[–] original_charles@lemmy.world 155 points 1 day ago (5 children)

For the uninitiated:

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/9702164-i-dreamed-i-saw-my-maternal-grandmother-sitting-by-the

TLDR: It's a disturbing and bizarre quote about a sexual dream he had about his grandmother.

I have no idea what prompted this man to reveal this information to anybody but his shrink and his priest.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

What a horrible day to be literate.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

"like a child she said"

Bro, why do these people love telling on themselves and when the fuck is enough enough?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

To be fair, it's not necessarily sexual. I mean it could be, but not necessarily. I mean it probably is given this is Jordan Peterson we're talking about, but if it were someone else, it might not be.

[–] ballgoat@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Dreams are weird and random. Plenty of stuff to critique about a lunatic like Jordan Peterson, but his dream and other weirdo stuff isn’t it.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, dude is a fascist cunt who openly embraced neo-nazis, his weird dreams are the least of my concerns, he also spreads pseudo-scientific nonsense to support his right wing hierarchical world view.

Dude is a cunt of the highest order and really fucking dumb, I would encourage anyone who thinks he is smart to watch the 3 hour jordan peterson video on the Some More News channel

[–] ballgoat@lemmy.zip 4 points 22 hours ago

Exactly. It’s like Trump’s hands. Focus on the real stuff.

[–] BlackRoseAmongThorns@slrpnk.net 3 points 21 hours ago

If he didn't publish it for everyone to see, sure, but then I'd also wouldn't be able to send this to my peterson-recommending friend and refuse to elaborate and for him to go "eeeeewwwwwww" like two seconds after looking it up, it was absolutely glorious lol

[–] SealofLove@leminal.space 2 points 21 hours ago

You're right, the dream itself is not something we can criticize here. However he chose to write and publish it. Stuff like this is something I'd keep to myself, but he has no filter apparently.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

Cosplaying Freud wasn't enough, he had to cosplay the patient too.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago

So uh.. what the fuck.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 21 hours ago

and thats enough of the internet for today

surely you will not regret googling "Jordan Peterson grandma dream"

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

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[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Confirmed. However bad you're imagining it is, it's worse.

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Not even that bad tbh. Just super twisted.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Don't say I didn't warn you

[–] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

For him, yeah

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...he had a dream about fucking his grandma didn't he?

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

Agreed, actually. That'd be a more understandable, straightforward mix-up. Ol' Jordie set out to vindicate Freud's entire life's work in a single night's sleep. And probably Jung and a bunch of other people I'm not familiar with. The quote read to me like a hilariously twisted, Wish.com attempt at reproducing something like Memories, Dreams, Reflections.

Fine. I'll bite.

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Well ain't that some shit.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh no, what the fuck is this?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Yes grandma, it's soft.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How nice of him wearing the German or Belgian flag.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chud: "There are some who seem to be ignorant of my ancestry. As I have subtly hinted for some time, the answer should be very clear: very European."

Europeans: "...We're kindly requesting you should never set foot on our beautiful continent. Thank you."

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Happy cake day!

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

insert Will Smith meme KEEP MY FLAG OUT OF YOUR WARDORBE!

[–] splendid9583@kbin.earth 6 points 1 day ago
[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

I will never google that turd.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 1 day ago

Joke’s on you: I have Google blocked

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe Freud in his primitive way, was onto something. Pioneers are rarely a finished masterpiece of their art or science. My question is, what is the purpose of this post and how does this public shaming of this particular human psychological experience benefit public discourse, or public materiality?

[–] notabot@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The purpose is, presumably, to encourage people to search for more information about the story but instead stumble across his recounting of his dream about his grandma, thus potentially causing those who support him to slighty reevaluate their opinions of him.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh, well let s/he who never had a weird sex dream cast the first stone.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

In a way that's the very point. They shame people for, amongst other things, what they percieve as sexual deviancy. So, making them realise that one of their own comes up with what they would consider deviant may lead some to reevaluate their position on what is acceptable and/or what they think of him, and whether they keep listening to him. I acknowledge it's a long shot, but anything that erodes their adherence to these rightwing 'thought leaders' is beneficial.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Right-wing extremism was the first stone.

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