killeronthecorner

People mention his bluntness, even rudeness; his propensity for swearing; his intolerance of fools and stupid questions, and blistering responses thereto; his fondness for good beer, apparently in large amounts, and his consequent antipathy for early mornings; his passion for the things he cared about, which often could spill over into anger… and his subsequent regret and apologies. I've done much the same, and had similar written about me.

And he was from Lancaster!? Next you'll tell me there's water at the bottom of the ocean ...

Yard sign material

Et tu, SZA?

"Muslim... Tripping... Ritual, nailed it" - NYT eds

But any man's toothbrush logout diminishes me

Because I am involved in brushing my teeth

“Oh, well you see, your desire to be good is due to a chemical imbalance in your brain blah blah blah, it represents an inferiority complex whatever something else, and you’re have an innate fear of what other people will think of you yadda yadda yadda-“

That's all good and well, Mr Tate, but can you please answer the prosecution’s question

She's going undercover at the Kwik-E-Mart

Ah game gear TV. Battery life meant nothing to you.

I need more information. Rinse aid costs a fortune, but I also hate spots.

Do you buy a particular brand of citric?

Also rinse aid feels quite oily to the touch, like dish soap, is it really just citric?

On one hand I initially thought you were crazy to think that. On the other hand I hate those haribo burger things because they give me the ick. So I guess we aren't totally unalike.

It's often not the speaker doing the editing, there are thousands of channels built around creating and releasing these cast-a-wide-net shorts to subtly drive you towards their goal of obsessively watching right wing vtubers saying things that compel you to be a selfish narcissist.

Yeah, for real. YouTube is essentially placing infinite bets that it can drive you into the rabbit hole. Watched a short of Dillahunty give Peterson a verbal wedgy? You must like big words, so here's more Peterson! Watched a short of Joey Swoll telling people to be polite, because it rolled on automatically? Here's an Andrew Tate wannabe with shrivelled nuts to subtly criticise you about your dad bod.

Obsession and radicalisation are one and the same to the algorithm, and both turn a targeted individual into a money printer. And fuck the consequences right? Because Google got theirs.