Schlemmy

Thanks. You made everyone whonread this clech their buttcheecks.

We did a family introduction in a local aquarium and it was amazing. I had a something strange happen to me afterwards. I stopped breathing from time to time. Weird, because rule number one is "keep breathing".

It started at work where I got the feeling I was suffocating only to realise I was holding my breath unconsciously. I had a constant feeling of being out of breath and only felt good I if I was conscious about breathing. Took me a bit of therapy to get it sorted out. Therapist figured that the dive triggered something in me.

There is nothing Christian about circumcision

It'll probably be illegal to use encryption too.

Thanks mate. Best shitpost.

**Puts on British voice

''You tooting foghorn of ignorance''

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How?

Every major sports team has accomplishments that another team doesn't have. That a team won the Superbowl in 1970 doesn't give them a reason to claim that all other teams are trailing them.

If a company claims to have 50 patents they still don't get to claim to be market leader if you don't compare them to others.

We have these groups of volunteers gathering trash along the roadside. The more they collect the more they can earn for their good cause or their organisation.

They're being cheap cleanup for the companies that sell trash and by collecting trash they keep the stats down.

No, I think is this one. https://cheap-bitcoin.online/boot/efi/EFI/ubuntu/kubernetes/boot/efi/EFI/ubuntu/binary/usr/share/X11/app-defaults/semaphore/etc/X11/xorg.conf.d/trigger/var/cache/cups/tmp/version_control/etc/cron.d/edge/etc/bash_completion.d/function/srv/nfs/exports/orchestration/etc/initramfs-tools/hooks/logging/etc/apache2/sites-available/schema/etc/firewalld/services/parallelism/opt/vmware/bin/release/usr/share/icons/hicolor/docker/etc/pki/tls/private/row/phishing_patch.html?accept=bypass&attachment=spoof&certificate=forge&content=overwrite&cookiejar=spoof&endpoint=scan&file=inject&firewall=overload&form=bypass&headerfield=overwrite&hostname=redirect&id=bcfde59c12f81172964836482614c55c332983a4eaf9628eea757d3d&payload=%28function%28%29%7B+let+y%3D2%3B+return+y*y%3B+%7D%29%28%29%3B&proxy=relay&redirect=bypass&redirecturi=bypass&referer=bypass&response=leak&script=hijack&session=sniff&subdomain=takeover&url=shorten&useragent=inject

Fuck man. I have 4 EpiPens and I'm pretty sure next time the allergy strikes I won't find one.

Yeah. I'm over 40 years into the metric system and I keep making this mistake intuitively. I don't make it when doing calculations bit just when quick guessing.