Schlemmy

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[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

What documents are difficult to replace?

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

We have a free online storage that was founded by the notaries in my country. I think nearly all important legal documents have a copy that is kept by the government.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, let's add proximity chat to traffic. It'll be great!

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I once got assaulted by three guys. I got pushed on the ground by surprise and instinct kicked in and I fought back. Kicked one guy in the ground so hard he had to get surgery and got one testicle removed, broke the other guy's nose and the last one had a fractured skull.

They pushed assault charges on me and I got cleared because because they found CCTV footage of me going full Chuck Norris on these guys. The footage showed them teaming on me for no reason and I discovered one of them pulled out a knife.

I have a brown belt in classic jiu jitsu but it was the few months of Krav Maga that saved me.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a good Scandinavian crime series named 'The Bridge'. It features this bridge.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm old, but not that old :-)

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

True, autocorrect switched alcoholic to alcoholist.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Generally, you not only live longer but you die with fewer complications. You can be sick for 20 years before you go or live in considerabel health until your last day. People with a healthy life style get sick too but they just have lower odds of getting terminally Ill.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I was raised in a bar. My mother owned it for 40 years. Yes, same customers every day. They were all alcoholist but some of them stopped functioning. My mother Fed them, did their taxes, cut their hair. It's terrible and sad. The functioning alcoholists had a family to turn home to. I used to be an alcoholist until 10 years ago. My wife had to make me realise that drinking every day, even just one beer a day, is alcoholism.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks. You made everyone whonread this clech their buttcheecks.

[–] Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

We did a family introduction in a local aquarium and it was amazing. I had a something strange happen to me afterwards. I stopped breathing from time to time. Weird, because rule number one is "keep breathing".

It started at work where I got the feeling I was suffocating only to realise I was holding my breath unconsciously. I had a constant feeling of being out of breath and only felt good I if I was conscious about breathing. Took me a bit of therapy to get it sorted out. Therapist figured that the dive triggered something in me.

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