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this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2025
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someone setup a 'debate me' stall at his funeral and debate if he deserved it
I would do this, but unfortunately I'm very similar to Kirk. Only in that I have a giant melon head and would make an excellent target.
Wait wait wait... The right are going to throw a grand performative funeral for him and they're ALL going to be there?
There's a designated chud who will be at a secret location.
"Don't open it"
very funny to come out and say this when kirk was not affiliated with the government in any official capacity and really there should be no need for secret service presence at his funeral at all
My knee-jerk reaction before reading the article was "they're giving him a state funeral now?'
President Donald Trump, high-level administration and Republican Party officials, and top political influencers are expected to converge in Arizona on Sunday to honor Charlie Kirk, the assassinated conservative activist.
It looks like the SS is there because Trump might attend. CNN does use the weasily "expected" though, and the ever fickle formerly wet boy might just not turn up.
State Farm Presents: Charlie Kirk: The Memorial, brought to you by Bud Light RedZone: "Seven hours of commercial-free ~~football~~ funeral starts NOW!"
It's too bad the deal with Fruit Gushers fell through
commercial-free
Not a chance in hell, they're gonna milk the shit out of this
I only watch the charlie kirk funeral for the ads
"Little bit chicken fried, cold beer on a Friday night"🎵
"Bud Light? What are we? Woke? And RedZone? Like some kind of communism zone?"
What's the over/under on Trump talking about the big, beautiful ballroom? 
Mostly depends on if he can be bothered to even show up or not.
He skipped the vigil
and then stay awake, and maybe try not to take another blue pill in the middle of the show
What do they think will happen? Someone shoots him again?
It'd be funny as fuck tbf
lol yeah not even shooting at any of the attendees just putting another hole in the cadaver's neck
Gotta put down the ghoul with a silver bullet
Would be hilarious if it was another sniper
The scene at the start of Johnny English
Pretty fucking funny that the guy who said that public executions should be brought back and sponsored by Coca-Cola is going to have his funeral effectively sponsored by State Farm Insurance.
And his execution was extremely public
it would be so fucking funny if someone crashes kirk's funeral god please please PLEASE let it happen
Hoping for multiple shooters
They can't catch any of them because there's so much contradictory evidence from all the shooters and attempted shooters that were swarming the place 
Kirk's funeral but nobody whose been glazing his corpse shows up.
they're all there but all the eulogies are mainly to shill their own podcasts and youtube shows
If charlie had been taking these manly man man supplements the bullets would have bounced right off him!
"We're going to miss you, Charlie. Please like and subscribe."
if I got to decide on his funeral arrangements I would hold it in Great Neck, NY
Sounds like a grouping of military aged males. Might want to drone strike it just in case
So does this confirm that the new gender neutral restroom will be in Arizona? Awfully long way to go to piss on the dead nazi's grave but it would be worth it
I could see making a vacation out of it: drive around the country, visit nazi graves and piss on them. Gonna need a lot of piss for Arlington, better bring a lot of water
They should definitely bury him in Arlington. Really just spit in the faces of the "vets good!" chuds who love Trump but find his sycophants a bit... gross. Physically and in other ways.
Sure would be a shame if something terrible happened during the funeral.
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Guglielmi? Wackrow? Rubio? Why do all of the names in this article sound like set ups for a deeznuts style joke?
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I'm glad his memorial is on the "Bud Light Red Zone" jumbotron. I assume this will piss off at least some chuds still
Guglielmi MY BALLS in the Big Beautiful Ballroom! 
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