TheVelvetGentleman

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[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would do this, but unfortunately I'm very similar to Kirk. Only in that I have a giant melon head and would make an excellent target.

Pretty sure I saw this guy at a rage against the machine concert at Foxboro stadium in 2000, when they played with the beastie boys. I hope that helps.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Coffee brewed right is treats.

Sex should be illegal fullstop. Doing crimes is cool as hell. This will finally spice things up at home, I'm hoping.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I am still hoping that more politicians go orange. And then more and more orange. I want the politicians of the future to look like kabuki demons, and for nobody to question it because it's traditional for politicians to look like that.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Wow, today I learned that some people still consider Glen Beck relevant, and he's a Mormon. That's all the thinking about him I want to do for another decade though.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Very cool. Keep me updated, dogs.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Wait, these are both Ethan, right?

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

You can't truly understand Zizek until you've seen him in person in the splash zone. The first two rows get a plastic sheet to pull up when he gets really excited.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Comrade, I would trust a 75 year old before a 14 year old, any day. What the hell does my nephew know about current events other than the latest skibidi toilet lore? Leave the minimums where they are, just put some maximums in place.

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 47 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Me and wife have been looking for five years now. And by looking I mean we've been slowly burning through the savings that were supposed to be a down-payment, waiting for the housing market to crash. I don't think it's going to happen.

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