i know at least 30 people that look exactly like that
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I know this girl, she used to duel with me and took all my labubus. Turns out she was a shapeshifting alien who did it because she wanted to get her child a birthday gift. I heard she had wasted all her money on slot machines ๐
I know this guy. The American flag isn't fooling me. This guy is a member of the Bri*ish royal family. Trump, sir, please nuke Buckingham Palace before these radical woke leftoonies strike again!
But surely the royal family would know this might happen and would flee London? Better nuke all of Britain just to be safe.
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I'd never be able to track him without seeing his big beautiful eyebrows like the Adjuster
everyone is saying 'chud' but here I am looking going:
thin tall odd limb torso ratio awkward gait eyes hidden appears near events of political significance
spoiler
that's a grey man 
now to beat a hasty tactical retreat to badposting 
to me its clearly a chud cosplay
Just remember they won't ever pay out. If you think you've seen him - no ya didn't!
I almost forgot they stiffed the McDonald's employee that dimed on Luigi. Maybe that'll come back to bite them now.
tbh I doubt that anyone who would consider narcing is zeitgeist-poisoned enough to have heard about them not getting paid.
Also don't share pictures of his face, if they come out
I hope homeboy learned from Luigi and doesnt go to McDonalds
I recall the last time an award was offered to rat out an assassin the money was not paid.
Hard to pay the undisclosed facial recognition software at the McDonald's self-order kiosk
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Pretty sure I saw this guy at a rage against the machine concert at Foxboro stadium in 2000, when they played with the beastie boys. I hope that helps.
I hope his name is Mario
Its have more of a Waluigi stance
If this is the dude then why isn't he carrying a rifle or a bag that would fit a rifle?
whole thing was up his butt, believe it or not. he was very skilled
Thats how they knew the shooter was woke
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biblically accurate american
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That photo of luigi also seemed like it wouldn't give him away at all, I suspect it didn't, I suspect the FBI's capacity through track someone through their phone and find out where they were is larger than we think
Assuming Luigi is the adjuster. They 100% used illegal NSA surveillance techniques and parallel construction to get him. The phone call never happened, the backpack and other stuff was all planted.
This, one-hundred-million percent. It's been basically the only logical arguement since the day they picked him up and started leaking all sorts of contradictory nonsense.
If they had half a brain, they wouldn't carry a phone doing something like this.
They have drones and satellites they routinely fly over large cities. Used to be they could track cars and by extention people. I would be surprised if they don't have mostly accurate maps of here any given person is at any given time.
They don't need satellites. They have Automated License Plate Recognition Systems by evil companies like flock that have laughably dystopian stated goals like "creating a crime free world" by tracking every vehicle everywhere and creating a national searchable database of ping points that they passed. And they're expanding wildly, explosively year over year in the number of these they have deployed.
Even just looking at what's available in the commercial sector, the dystopian tracking tech is wild. 3D reconstruction modelling of precise movement, number of people in a room, and pathtracing precise to the foot (way better than GPS) just based on disruption to WiFi signals in a room or area alone. No phone or connected device actually on you needed.
The limitation is computational cost and the amount of time and effort needed to focus on it. But you better believe that the NSA for example can do this sort of thing with a specific target and a starting point with good conditions for it to work.
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I know this guy, used to live down the street from me
I know this guy. He used to show up with that same backpack, only back then it was full of candy necklaces and baby bottle pops to sell to the rave kids. Everyone just called him Chancey.
definitely a Chud. why wouldn't they wear a mask
Wearing a mask in Utah draws more scrutiny than open carrying a rifle
gotta go full ICE costume
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That's my buddy Mario and we were playing Warhammer 40k at the time, can 100% vouch for him
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Just call the cops on any generic white dude you see within 12 hours driving of Salt Lake City.
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