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I recall the last time an award was offered to rat out an assassin the money was not paid.
Hard to pay the undisclosed facial recognition software at the McDonald's self-order kiosk
It was an employee who called the police
That is what we are told yeah
Hopefully that fact will dissuade people from trying
You'll always find a bootlicker who thinks they'll be rewarded if the lick hard enough.
Worse, you'll find a boot licker who does for the love of the boot. They don't even care about reward. Just wanna be able to say they played their part in history or some bullshit.
How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Boot?
The world may never know
How do you duck on "Bootsie Pop" in favor of "Tootsie Boot?
A boot shaped Tootsie Pop would be funny. Dunno who'd want them, but it'd be funny.
(I'd totally buy a bag of 'em and hand my dad one every time he says something fascist. He's gotten steadily worse since the last US election.)