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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

Oh man, y'all might wanna delete any Fediverse apps from your phones and use browser only. Especially if you're a US-American... gonna be awkward when the pigs look though your phone and see all this.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 1 points 32 minutes ago

I used to have a US citizenship. I have family in the states. But there is no way in hell that I'm travelling to the states while the border control are ordered to deny people access due to content on people's phones.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I wish them luck.

The best they'll ever get from me will be my duress password.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

I'm not American.

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

the pigs are going to go after you even if they have no evidence. don't comply in advance

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Being smart and not saying [Redacted] on the open internet is not the same as bootlicking.

For example, now that I'm not longer inside PRC and not a citizen of PRC anymore, I can safely say that "If given the chance, I will grab a gun and shoot Xi Jinping in the face", can't say that about a leader when I still live in under their jurisdiction ahem you know who I'm talking about.

Also, you can use Tor + clear session every time afte you're done. Having OPSEC is not bending over. Wearing a mask to conceal your identity is not bending over. Not having the app in plain sight is not bending over.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Could be an out-of-stater for all we know

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Lol and they haven't even caught the shooter yet, have they?

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 1 points 13 minutes ago

Dont worry, they will find a sexy motherfucker carrying a backpack full of evidence tying them to the crime while theyre in a In N Out drive thru.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 38 points 23 hours ago

maybe his neck just did that

[–] ShadowRam@fedia.io 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

No it's Waluigi.

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] sausager@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Maybe god shot Charlie Kirk

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Charlie Kirk committed suicide

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 1 day ago

They do say God works in mysterious ways.

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I was in the grocery store tonight, and I live in Canada, and some woman was on her phone on speaker next to me, and the woman on the other end was raving about "how they say they're antifascist but they're not". I had not heard the news but was wondering what she was on about, and I guess it's already antifa's fault. Imagine that.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, killing a fascist does make you anti-fa by default, doesn't it?

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Only if you kill them for being a fascist . Could've just been any random other reason.

[–] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago

Sounds pretty damn anti-facist to me!

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago

Ok, but my question is always this: "If it was antifa's fault, why is it a bad thing?"

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not clear. First they grabbed the wrong guy and let him go. Then the pigs said they had someone in custody. Then they said they released them, but it wasn't clear if they meant the first or second person.

I'm betting they know nothing because the state setup an online tipline and is begging for info.

[–] AndiHutch@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So the first guy they suspected was George Hodgson Zinn who apparently said something like 'I'd do it again' when he was near some of the cops. They let him go because he didn't match footage they have of the shooter and he was in the wrong place for the shot. Then they rearrested him for obstruction of justice. I'm not sure on the second, maybe it's the same person and they got mixed up with a game of telephone.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why did he get arrested for obstruction? Or is this just a ~~childish~~ rational police response of "we made ourselves look stupid so you have to suffer"?

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 2 points 6 hours ago

Or is this just a ~~childish~~ rational police response of "we made ourselves look stupid so you have to suffer"?

Ding ding ding. ACAB

[–] josefo@leminal.space 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They'll never will, this was an inside job.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Trump was like “how do I distract everyone from the Epstein files??… shoot Charlie!”

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

The republicans voted to not release the Epstein files yesterday. Did you know that? I bet most of America doesn't know that... for some reason

[–] josefo@leminal.space 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I heard that Kirk was one of the ones that was actually pushing to release the files, like MTG. Trump himself being the one that reported him dead feels weird. The shot was too clean and perfectly executed. This is the job of someone that knows perfectly what was doing. This is at best a smoke screen, at worst is sending a message to the fellas at the GOP. If I'm right, MTG will either mysteriously drop it, or she will also be silenced.

Sorry for the tinfoil hat moment, but something's off here. So many people recording, the thing seems premeditated to me, almost a public execution

[–] Ghis@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

He also did an about face on that issue and said to drop it, so who fucking knows.

Just glad there's one less vile piece of shit in the world. This guy isn't Franz.

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[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (7 children)

If that would have happened with Trump, he’d have become a martyr.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Now, yes. Then, no. I don't think anyone could have unified the MAGA right enough to win the election without Trump. If Trump hadn't ran, I could have seen a conservative winning a normal election. Not a last minute Trump replacement though

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

They would've put desantis on there. Far more competent IMO, could be potentially more dangerous.

Dems lost 2024 because people blamed them for inflation and they had terrible PR, and they fucking ran a status-quo candidate, almost any republican would've won.

[–] prosecute_traitors@lemmy.zip 56 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

No. He would be gone and JD would have lost the election. Our lives would be better.

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[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 37 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

If you've been paying attention to what's happened since, it's hard to believe it could be worse.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

It can always be worse, that said I agree, it would be extremely unlikely.

Better a dead martyr than a live president

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

One trump is gone it's all over. They have a very tenuous grasp on a cult. It's not going well for them. Everytime someone tried to coop it, it totally fails and when Trump tries to change the narrative, it fails. It's been falling apart a lot longer than it's worked. Once he's in the ground, it's over.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

It depends how long he lives and this goes on...

The right leadership is working very very hard to remove the Democratic process and elections altogether.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 17 points 1 day ago

*Chefs kiss*

This is pure art.

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