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Tucker Carlson says Pete Buttigieg is 'fake gay,' should answer questions about gay sex (www.advocate.com)

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

In a July 2024 broadcast, Carlson likewise cited his producer. “My producer’s like, ’No, it’s totally a pose. He was dating women just a few years ago. That’s totally fake.’ He’s not gay at all,”

Hold on, a guy that likes men AND women????? That's suuuuper sketchy 🤨🤨🤨
Maybe we should have a name for that... Duo-sexual? Hmm, needs more brainstorming...

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

"I want to know more about Pete Buttigieg's sex life" says Tucker Carlson.

It fact, this is the thing about queerphobes, they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people to the point that they can't look at anything that involved queer people without thinking of gay sex. That's why they think sfw material that just happens to have a gay person in it is pornography, because they have sexualised queer people to within an inch of their lives.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

How could tucker be a queerphobe when he is positioning himself as an expert on gay sex. I emphasize positioning. Its important.

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 18 hours ago

Bigots of any type believe themselves to be experts on the things they hate.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people

"But like... Which one of you is the woman???"

Shit I've heard people say, unironically. God knows it took a lot of restraint to not berate them down.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

My hypothesis is that they just can't get the picture of a rock hard veiny cock the size of a forearm out of their minds, they're just so captivated by fantasizing about the meat cannon plopping in and out of their assholes or gagging on it while giving it the sloppiest toppy ever. They know that they'll be exiled by their community of equally closeted sheep in wolves clothing so they just rage endlessly about it instead of just admitting that they want Thor's cockhammer to turn them inside out. It's really pathetic, they should just bounce on their boys fatty until they blast off and leave everyone else alone.

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[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Tucker waxing nostalgic for his boarding school and fraternity days?

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

"I want to watch" -Tucker Carlson

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

I would LOVE to see Tucker grill Buttigieg on gay sex. I hope he does it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

"So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don't currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 6 points 18 hours ago

Fake: Tucker Carlson Gay: Buttigieg

4chan post confirmed

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

I’m having trouble processing the meaning of this insane claim. It does not compute.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 18 hours ago

Why does this give me "gaycation" vibes?

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Tucker needs some new masturbatory material.

[–] GroundedGator@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Nightmare mode would be a black Trans Muslim leftist.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 20 hours ago

Nah. Black Trans muslim right winger. Then even the left won't support you.

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

So , a white, cis, hetro male is gatekeeping being gay?

Yeah that tracks.

[–] KeavesSharpi@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a weird take to say out loud.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Tucker sure does know his fan base

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What questions would you ask someone if you thought they were fake gay?

Serious replies only.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

"So the penis opens up to accept the other penis right? Does it hurt?"

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

how that bussy taste

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

Good question!

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[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And who checks the validity of those answers, and who checks the validity of the person checking the answers, but then who checks the validity of the people checking the validity of the person checking the validity, I think I'm stuck, this doesn't stop

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 20 hours ago

Me. You are now banned.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think serious replies if the question was serious are not applicable here. This is a millionaire funded by billionaires. He's not serious, even Jon Stewart got him to remove his usual bow tie after a verbal spanking that would make nuns proud. He has no grounds to be serious, he's fanning flames for the olichary or whomever pays him to have more power.

I don't have references for any of this except the crossfire but where Stewart put him in his place. Dude's confused look seems like he's surprised at his own farts.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

millionaire funded by billionaires

IIRC, he's extremely wealthy even without his work as a propagandist, being the heir to a frozen dinner fortune.

He just does it for love of the game.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 20 hours ago

User banned for sillyness.

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[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tucker is the real hard gay.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Say say say say say.....hoooooooooooooo!

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

He's a fake human, he always looks like the firmware update didn't take.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why are we still paying attention to anything Tucker Carlson says?

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[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 203 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Tucker Carlson is "fake straight" and should answer questions about being straight.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 114 points 2 days ago (6 children)

He does seem very interested in gay sex.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

No one talks more about gay sex than homophobes. I am bi and I think about penises less than Tucker Carlson

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I love this concept. Tucker Carlson just being this closeted gay man, who's rejected by his own people, and can't come out as gay. So he just flirts in the worst way possible.

"Yeah? You gay? Yeah? Talk about it! Answer all the questions I have about what butt stuff is like!"

Meanwhile everyone else is just confused as hell.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

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[–] BilliamBoberts@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

What a weird thing to say.

[–] Brutticus@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago

is this parody?

Now, Pete, I'm going to need to describe it in great detail, exactly how it feels to enter another man... or else how will I know?

[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 96 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Tucker will confim from his own experience?

[–] dermanus@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

If it's something only a gay guy would know, that's the only logical explanation.

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[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Tucker Carlson should try to fuck a pig live on air to prove he doesn’t get a hard-on while fucking a pig… you know… to prove he’s not a zoophiliac

[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, what we're saying is...

he "will be caught buying crack from a gay prostitute going, 'we were just playing tummy swords.' And then he’ll deny it going, 'I did not perform a homosexual act.' 'no, you didn’t. Elton John is a homosexual act. You just blew that guy. It’s okay.'" -Robin Williams

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

don't google tummysticks lol

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Tucker Carlson claiming he has the power to issue the gay certification test is some wild shit. Is it just a slow news day at the propaganda factory or is he like trying to proposition Pete?

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[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tell us what it’s like being a “fake straight”, Tucker.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

C’mon Tucker. Offer yourself to prove how gay Pete is or isn’t.

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