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Tucker Carlson says Pete Buttigieg is 'fake gay,' should answer questions about gay sex (www.advocate.com)

submitted 2 days ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] unknownuserunknownlocation@kbin.earth 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So, what we're saying is...

he "will be caught buying crack from a gay prostitute going, 'we were just playing tummy swords.' And then he’ll deny it going, 'I did not perform a homosexual act.' 'no, you didn’t. Elton John is a homosexual act. You just blew that guy. It’s okay.'" -Robin Williams

[–] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

don't google tummysticks lol