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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I love this concept. Tucker Carlson just being this closeted gay man, who's rejected by his own people, and can't come out as gay. So he just flirts in the worst way possible.

"Yeah? You gay? Yeah? Talk about it! Answer all the questions I have about what butt stuff is like!"

Meanwhile everyone else is just confused as hell.

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Soutpark needs to redo the "Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet" skit with the Tuckster.