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[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

What questions would you ask someone if you thought they were fake gay?

Serious replies only.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

"So the penis opens up to accept the other penis right? Does it hurt?"

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 23 hours ago

Good question!

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard avocado tastes like peen, and my experience says... kind of

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Only when it's clean

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Like a box of chocolates.

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And who checks the validity of those answers, and who checks the validity of the person checking the answers, but then who checks the validity of the people checking the validity of the person checking the validity, I think I'm stuck, this doesn't stop

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 23 hours ago

Me. You are now banned.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think serious replies if the question was serious are not applicable here. This is a millionaire funded by billionaires. He's not serious, even Jon Stewart got him to remove his usual bow tie after a verbal spanking that would make nuns proud. He has no grounds to be serious, he's fanning flames for the olichary or whomever pays him to have more power.

I don't have references for any of this except the crossfire but where Stewart put him in his place. Dude's confused look seems like he's surprised at his own farts.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 23 hours ago

millionaire funded by billionaires

IIRC, he's extremely wealthy even without his work as a propagandist, being the heir to a frozen dinner fortune.

He just does it for love of the game.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 1 points 23 hours ago

User banned for sillyness.

[–] subgenius@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Be Gay, Do Crime? Explain your crime.

Edit to add: The fashion police have a warrant