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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people

"But like... Which one of you is the woman???"

Shit I've heard people say, unironically. God knows it took a lot of restraint to not berate them down.