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[–] unaware@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

pin me on the free coffee board

bottom-speak

[–] Satanic_Mills@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Treats, like all commodities are a social relation. Coffee becomes a treat by virtue of the relation between the producer(s) and the consumer, hence how the same coffee can be a relatively simple beverage in the periphery and a treat in the imperial core.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (5 children)

New "is coffee a treat" struggle session just dropped

[–] ufcwthrowaway@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean most people could live without it, the industry runs on third world exploitation and Americans would riot without it

Sounds like a treat

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

New way to determine treat: would Americans riot without it?

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

a miserable little pile of secrets

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Coffee being Hamas is the one part of my post people here have accepted without criticism.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Black no-sugar coffee is drugs, a sugary milky creamy syrupy coffee is treats

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

Guess I'm a drug addict and not a treatlerite, hell yea

[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

I hate how correct this feels

[–] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you brew it right it doesn't need anything extra

[–] TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Coffee brewed right is treats.

[–] ufcwthrowaway@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Only shitty ass instant coffee in too hot water counts as drugs. I'm not talking folders or yuban either. I'm talking nescafé. Anything better is bourgeoisie decadence

[–] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I didn't take the post title seriously but just in case...

Calling coffee a treat is a bit of an insult to pretty much all the global south bar SEA / East Asia.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Yes, I mainly just wanted a title that sounded snappy and funny. But in all seriousness, I do now see coffee as a treat. I've had to greatly reduce my caffeine intake after developing insomnia six years ago. I have hormone deficiencies due to very severe sleep apnea that went untreated for sometime, and I now find that drinking caffeinated coffee keeps me up no matter how early in the day I drink it. Even decaf can keep me up, so I try not to have it any later than 1 pm.

I now pretty much only drink caffeinated coffee if I want a seasonal flavor (yes, I am in touch with my inner white girl and enjoy a pumpkin spice latte), or if I'm going out for the day an need to stay up later than normal. I normally only have four to six cups of caffeinated coffee each month, so it does feel more like a treat now.

[–] ColombianLenin@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Considering coffee is part of Colombia's culture, with festivals, tourism, and a whole identity influenced by coffee...

Allow me to politely disagree. And I don't think it's that different in other parts of the world.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

I think you might have misunderstood what I was saying. By "I see it as a treat", I mean I now consider it a treat for myself when I get the rare chance to have it. I'm talking about it in my own subjective experience, not as something universal. I didn't see it as a treat when I was drinking more coffee in an average day than I currently do in a month.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Im just having fun. I can see the argument against it but I view coffee same with tobacco and alcohol as an important core ressource . Happy cake day

[–] MohammedTheCommunistPalestinian@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

But of course, not Starbucks because of BDS (and their coffee is terrible anyway)

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New struggle session just dropped, what exactly is a “treat”.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

thing i like: necessary, based

thing you like: treats, cringe

QED

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Im sorry but calling coffee a treat feels like stretching the definition of the word. Feels like an essential good to millions of people around the world (Hey its even vegan). Now a cake ? thats a treat. But coffee ? Thats a core ressource for many people. One of the things that keeps them going day in and out.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd say it is a "treat" irrespective of its behavior, but we need to to chill out and stop being anxious like the ghost of UlyssesT is going to return and curse us for enjoying something that's not fundamentally necessary for life.

communism is not a poverty cult and a strict rohibition on "treats" is not a core communist tenet.

[–] THEPH0NECOMPANY@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

communism is not a poverty cult and a strict prohibition on "treats" is not a core communist tenet.

Really? Damnit I signed up cause I really wanted a world with 1 toothbrush.

[–] departee@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

I remember Graeber made the point that colonialism was/is often centered around stimulants: sugar, tobacco, coffee, tea, opium, coca. Its the perfect commodity for it because you can induce demand where there is none, whether at home or in the periphery (like china during the opium wars)

[–] Что_такое_любовь@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If putting spices on your food is a treat, does that make white people the most ethical eaters?

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 week ago

The hexbear "Protestantism is evil to Protestantism is true virtuous communism" pipeline was not on my bingo card

[–] departee@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pre imperialism sure. They committed genocides to take control of and expand the spice trade.

It's kind of funny how italy gets to have the best european cuisine just by being in the imperial core so long, first during the roman empire, then during the columbian exchange. I guess the climate helped too. Compared to them northern europe took a long time to catch up. It's crazy how much the working class diet there changed so much even over the last half century

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know tomatos arent indigenous to italy? So the italian food you think of now was mostly made with a version of mayo not tomato sauce.

[–] departee@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that's what i was referring to with the columbian exchange. But I didn't know about the mayo lol

[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 6 days ago

Good, because I have seen several variants of that take where people imagine that medieval Italians ate modern day lasagna and salsa rossa.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is treat revisionism. Coffee is for sure a treat, it's even addictive. If coffee isn't a treat then tobacco isn't a treat.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Well an argument could be made that tobacco is in fact a core ressource for many folks like potatoes or rice. So my point still stands. These are the things that make society run so to speak (my post wasnt meant 100% serious though)

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[–] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago

People ate cake even amongst peasantry. Sure they werent the fancy glazed type, but "cake" as a treat was still consumed despite great poverty and hardship.

[–] trinicorn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Even if we want to say that caffeine is an important staple for many people, there's other sources of caffeine besides coffee, specifically saying "my specific preferred kind of coffee or tea is a staple and therefore immune from criticism" is vaguely treatler behavior

honestly though I'm not particularly interested in passing judgement on the subject (maybe because I too am a coffee addict/self medicating with caffeine). Its kind of a dumb debate with no stakes. I'll buy my zapatista coffee or whatever and just focus on more pressing stuff

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Oh I dont disagree with you. I was using coffee as stand in for caffeine but I feel that coffee is the most common form of caffeine intake people have. So it felt ok to use as stand in for caffeine. I think "caffeine" is SUCH a common drug that people use as simple stimulant to get through their days that to me it feels like an essential good. Like as soon as you took care of the barest essentials some form of caffein beverage would be next on my list of wants.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

And calling cake a treat is acephobic. It's insinuating that they should only have the right to be their true authentic selves on special occasions.

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

???

cake is a treat, what's wrong with having an occasional treat? I assume the ace thing is a joke?

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Yes. Asexuals have a meme that cake is ace.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

I have a sleep disorder. I'm going to call it a treat, and no one can stop me.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't write this BTW. I spotted it in a coffee shops and thought people here might appreciate it.

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