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(Let's asume you have kids).

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 5 days ago

Ahhhhhhh, they won't know any difference.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 5 points 5 days ago

They're cool with it.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 5 days ago

They're cool with it

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

The prophecy will come true and they'll die in the next Great Depression, aka, the "Big Sad", so yes they'll hate me. Or maybe if they like dark humor / are nihilist, they'll quite enjoy the username because at least the death would be a "username checks out" moment.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 6 points 5 days ago

Well, I'm gonna have to brush up on my Metroid lore.

[–] cryptTurtle@piefed.social 6 points 5 days ago

hopefully they like dead things

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Hate-on for musical Mermaid Deadpool?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

As long as they find their own pocket rocks, I think we're peachy.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They would be wondering whyiI haven't embraced the lifestyle, only adopted the name.

[–] Nomad_Scry@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

And they'd be mad about inheriting my poor vision.

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[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

I've used this name in public as a new identity. I think once my kids know i used it as a form of self identity, they'd either partially adopt it or choose their own name as well.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago

well, I'm snipped so that's not a problem, but if we decided to for some reason adopt, they probably wouldn't love it. I wonder if tabbed browsing would ever go away and it would be a surname based on something that everyone forgets (there are more obscure examples but for example Cooper, Cobbler, Fletcher, Bowyer, Tyler, Taylor, Brewster, etc.)

Up until the end of elementary school- they'll love it! From there on out they'll probably cringe so hard. After watching and enjoying Monty Python as grown-ups I think they'll like it again.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

they're the ones who have killed me.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago

Probably a bit weird, but it could have been much worse

[–] josefo@leminal.space 1 points 4 days ago

It's... ok?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

That really depends on their gender and orientation. I assume straight daughters would not be happy.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 5 days ago

Kids are probably going to make fun of the foot part. Teenage girls are going to ask my sons if the size matches other parts.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That will entirely depend on people remembering JarJar Binks so I don't know

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Just say "only the 90s kids remember Jar Jar Bings!" and everyone else will forget. Well the 4th movie at least they will still remember 5 and 6.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

meh not that bad compared to most other names

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

During early life, they'd like it. As teenagers they'd hate it. In their adult years they'd come back around to liking it again.

[–] ElCrusher@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

My kid would likely say I crushed it.

Do they get all my usernames, or just the one on Lemmy?

On the upside, I think this username wouldn't be hard to spell out for people. There's no downside, mine is a perfect username.

[–] pezhore@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago

Hope mine like shitty candy!

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

I’m not sure mine would understand.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

My kids call me Boursin Cheese because they couldn't pronounce my name (or chose not to)

They get what they give.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

So they’re hemi-semi-hemi-demigods?

[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I think they would mainly hate it because it would infringe on their own self-identity. No one I know in real life knows my user name, and no one who knows my user name knows my irl identity. That would be the biggest problem.


Checked with my 15 year old daughter: 98% hate.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

I suppose it's not so bad spawning a few minor Riots.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

If they are at all aware of the world in which we live they would have fallen down the same path anyway.

[–] Chimrod@jlai.lu 4 points 5 days ago

I think they could have worse

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