fartographer

joined 2 days ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua's fluoride animatronic acid

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn't be talking to kids anyway

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Why are people moving here? Go away! We're overcrowded with stupid and you're just gonna get caught in our sea of idiots.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

Oh! Yes. I thought you were saying that Mel Brooks was Pizza the Hut. But now I get it.

Q. Where tf did you find this monstrosity
A. Mel Brooks('s mind)

Sorry, I got my Schwartz twisted

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

Well hydropower, First Lady! Piercing blue eye Coke't! Forbidden hotel dildo the cumulonimbus clouds!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Dom DeLuise*

It even says it on the wiki you linked

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Fucking Illuminati making my leg go numb on the toilet

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's only real if it's on the internet. Everything on the internet is real.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

C'mon epic battle... Epic battle please... DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

The earth was force-fed another pile of garbage today

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

When a mommy scientist and daddy scientist love each other a lot, they pray to Caffeine and Nicotine, the gods of late-night trivial tasks...

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