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[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 100 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

"Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly. But as I've always said, life is first come, first served,"

"I emphasize that I won the hat because I am stronger"

Yeah this is the type of ~~sub-human~~ anti-human fascist psychology that is required to ruthlessly scam and exploit your way to the top, the central dogma of the bourgeois that is reinforced by economic rewards. This is part of the reason why capitalism is so antithetical to any form of functional, humane civilization.

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 98 points 1 week ago

The biggest difference between western European bourgeoise and eastern European ones is that no one in Eastern Europe has any illusions about them being absolute scumbags. They got rich looting and plundering the corpses of socialist states and causing widespread pain and suffering within living memory, they can't hide behind mythology like their western counterparts.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 69 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Even the tennis star tracked down the kid and gave him another signed hat, making it pretty clear that it was a specific gift to a person, and not some groundscore.

Someone should take the head of Piotr Szczerek. And not make a global scandal out of it- it's just a head.

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 65 points 1 week ago (4 children)

this rich dick thinks he can win a slander lawsuit in America, what a clown

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

Thanks to chuds and their “muh freeze peach” slander is literally a time-honored tradition in burgerland.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 1 week ago

The Polish slander laws are so much worse though so he might get a few Poles with that (that's why he was talking about criminal liability because in Poland it's an actual crime)

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He has so much money, he can even hire hitmen and get away with this.

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Comically evil villain speech

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[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fair game to go up and kill him then.

I mean, if you succeed, it means you're stronger.

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[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It would be absolutely hilarious if a stolen hat set off a string of Luigi's.

{spirit-bomb|luigi-danceluigi-danceluigi-dance }

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Inspiring a new generation of luigi-dance

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The kid is front row at the US Open. He will be a future koopa to be stomped on

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

US Open Season kelly

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is literal Montgomery Burns

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Burns would have been too feeble to yank the hat away from anyone

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[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 week ago

Slander these nuts you corpse fucking, shit eating, baby murdering, anal cancer cell

[–] egs81t@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 week ago

I'm so happy that he received international hate for that, he definitely didn't see that coming.

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 week ago

I don't know who he is, but fuck him. Fuck these stupid entitled worthless pieces of shit.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 38 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of this guy. (Can't find the original Hexbear thread about it, but it was satire, wasn't it?)

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

trying to think of a worse combination of attributes than polish and ceo and i cannot

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago
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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

some people deserve to die horribly

[–] roux@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Sounds like someone needs luigi'd

[–] larrikin99@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've had to deal with this fake quote on every one of my feeds since yesterday. Please don't post stuff like this on Hexbear, and if you're a Bear who believed this was a real quote, do some self-crit so you can be more skeptical in the future.

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[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

pray-against Saint Luigi take my energy.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (20 children)

Did anyone stop to think that the kid is less of a victim than everyone is making him out to be? He had front row fucking tickets to the US Open. The kid is obviously the child of some other fucking parasite that hoards money.

Fuck them both.

[–] LupineTroubles@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Children can be victims both incidentally and circumstancially while born to privilege, their victimization even if minor doesn't require rationalization this way especially when the man in question is so obviously and clearly in the wrong.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That kid is really a 600 year old Hapsburg that cracks open orphans and drinks their adrenochrome to stay young. Don't be naive.

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[–] tane@lemy.lol 42 points 1 week ago

Sure and I’m sure the kid is a little shit. But he’s a kid. So critical support to the child vs the adult scum

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago (39 children)

Its less about the kid and more about how there exist "people" in this world who have fallen to such depths of depravity due to biological (psychopathy) and economic factors that they quite literally snatch candy from children.

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[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 week ago

Sorry, I have it on good authority that your parents did bad stuff, so actually you should have been strangled in your crib.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Bit weird to get this mad at what appears to be a prepubescent child, no matter how rich his parents are.

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Yeah but at the end of the day it's just a kid. He didn't choose to be born into wealth.

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Bro is like "I took the hat because I was faster. The world is not a kind place."

Then literally in the same quote "Saying mean things is slander and I'll sue you if you're mean to me."

[–] ItsPequod@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago
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