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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm at the airport. Feed the cat and water the plants, okay? Pizza place is downstairs and over a bit.

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[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I'm not there so help yourself to whatever you want from the fridge and the N64 is ready to go on the big TV.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I won't; I'm going to bed. Shoulda been here 4 hours ago 🤷‍♂️

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'll entertain myself by throwing pebbles at your window until you open up and then I'll sing you a love song out on the street, while New Yorkers, tell me to shut up from their window

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Give a phone charger and go back to bed.

[–] benni@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Cheap ramen and splitscreen minecraft bro

[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I have many boardgames and snacks. Bring it on.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's morning here, you can have some coffee & I made raspberry muffins and sourdough bread so toast and/or a wee muffin. The cats are up waiting for breakfast so you can also gaze at them with wonder & admiration.

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[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

There's shit to do here, but theres a pretty cool waterfall like 10 minutes down the road. Longer if we see a cow and stop to rub its face.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Contemporary dance obviously

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'll make you watch Season 1 of DARK. You'll also get popcorn, crisps and wine.

[–] phonics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

honestly you guys are cool as hell on lemmy. ill bring brownies

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Minecraft server.

[–] bless@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Show you a gladiator fight, then ask you "are you not entertained?"

[–] orenj@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wanna smash? I mean smash bros haha jk... unless?

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm a terrible host. Enjoy!

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[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you're lucky, I can conjure some food.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wanna smoke some weed and play SNES?

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