I'm at the airport. Feed the cat and water the plants, okay? Pizza place is downstairs and over a bit.
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I'm not there so help yourself to whatever you want from the fridge and the N64 is ready to go on the big TV.
I won't; I'm going to bed. Shoulda been here 4 hours ago 🤷♂️
I'll entertain myself by throwing pebbles at your window until you open up and then I'll sing you a love song out on the street, while New Yorkers, tell me to shut up from their window
Give a phone charger and go back to bed.
Cheap ramen and splitscreen minecraft bro
I have many boardgames and snacks. Bring it on.
It's morning here, you can have some coffee & I made raspberry muffins and sourdough bread so toast and/or a wee muffin. The cats are up waiting for breakfast so you can also gaze at them with wonder & admiration.
There's shit to do here, but theres a pretty cool waterfall like 10 minutes down the road. Longer if we see a cow and stop to rub its face.
Contemporary dance obviously
I'll make you watch Season 1 of DARK. You'll also get popcorn, crisps and wine.
honestly you guys are cool as hell on lemmy. ill bring brownies
Minecraft server.
Show you a gladiator fight, then ask you "are you not entertained?"
I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you're lucky, I can conjure some food.