4 limbs, a house and slimy? That would be my landlord.
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How devilishly cheeky of you.
There's another corner missing, at legs=0, slime=0, house=1
Coral?
I would have think maybe a clam?
Calms are very slimy!
Maybe specifically a razor clam since they pop their neck out of their house so much
A house?
I thinm thats a walnut or something.
i think that's just a house
I was going to go with tree, but they obviously overlap. Tree just had the advantage of being alive still. Unless we count roots as legs.. shit
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Octopus.
Too many limbs
This guy (Nautilus Squid) has more than 4 legs but otherwise it fits. But im 99% sure there is some kind of 4 legged shelled slime guy somewhere in the oceans.
I was thinking crabs, many are slimy, have legs and have an exoskeleton, but maybe that's different than a house.
those aren't legs those are AAAAs
maybe shellos / gastrodon?
or shuckle? Based on slime mold iirc
Shuckle works. Although I'm thinking of smth pink
Maybe slowbro?
Also hisuian goodra fits but I am pretty sure this is not what you are talking about
Its actually the goodra I was talking about. But a shocking number of Pokémon work here
What has an odd number of legs and a partial house?
No, really, I wanna know.
Do not say a us military veteran or you're going to hell.
us national guard veteran?
Winning answer is landlords.
Where's the house ?
Yours
It shows up in houses, they really like climbing walls
It doesn't looks so slimy. Is it slimy?
like a frog. They seek humid places
Armadillo?
- Has 4 limbs
- is a mammal
- has a house like a turtle
- has sweat glands to check "slimy"
I only know arout this.
I think I see the problem. Tortoise should be where turtle is, turtle should be in that corner.
Softshell turtle
The in-betweens are even funnier to me. Slime? Probably not. Also, I have half a house.
Are turtles more slimy than tortoises? By virtue of being in water? If so, then turtles should be in the red circle and tortoises where turtles currently are.
I don't think that either are supposed to be slimy, I think that's usually a sign of a health or water quality problem.
Find a non-slimy sea-turtle. They all have a layer of algae growing on them, and algae is slimy.
Its still a turtle, but a slimy one. Not salt water catfish slimy, but not dry af run of the mill turtle/tortoise Soft-Shelled Turtle Information And Care - Reptiles Magazine https://share.google/xcvJUoC1q60FoHlSk
soft shelled lake turtle!!
Your mom goes there duh
Nautilus missing many of its arms fits in house, 4 limbs and slimey.
Two estate agents.
Why is there a legless stick figure floating in the chart?
Froppy
Hermit crabs!
This is what multi modal llms were made to answer