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[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 82 points 1 month ago (5 children)

He's talking about a well known "issue" in Marxist economics called Economic Calculation Problem. Mises assholes love this one. The issue is it has been solved.... by capitalism. We have planned economics through vertical integration of suppliers of major chains, like Walmart. There is even a book about it called The People's Republic of Walmart that explores how companies like Walmart and Amazon solved this issue. If it were a problem, vertical integration of suppliers would not work and yet it does and their own economists praise it's success. Yet somehow when the same exact thing is done under socialist systems it is claimed to be something that goes against all rules of the "market".

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

having vivid flashbacks to my time at university learning about strategic business management (it's a 5 year plan)

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

These people love to claim that communist countries were wasteful and inefficient, and that their logistics led to gluts and shortages. Guess what, they were, but it was a limitation of the current state of computing and operations science. With current forecasting, warehousing and container logistics a country like the USSR could be much better off than doing bulk or truckful logistics, like we stopped doing roughly 40 years ago.

After the revolution, distribution centers and ports wouldn't suddenly stop working. The incentive structures would radically change, but the operations, not so much.

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All this is Viable Systems Theory which is just a capitalist business adaptation of cybernetics. Capitalists murdered communist cybernetic projects that would have been a worker owned version of Amazon by the 80s. They then stole the research and adapted it into a capitalist business management philosophy.

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The person who came up with it, Stafford Beer, was the lead cybernetician for Project Cybersyn a few years earlier.

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[–] Real_User@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It should be suspicious that not one single firm within the market is organized the same way the market is. If markets and the price motive are the best way to decide how to allocate resources, why don't any of the agents actually making the decisions within the capitalist economy use markets within themselves to make those decisions? Sears famously tried this and the company immediately cannibalized itself.

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok that sounds very interesting. Are there any good books or articles about it?

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

One of the biggest examples was Sears under Eddie Lampert whose internally-competitive business units, among a couple other factors, basically destroyed the company.

Someone else mentioned it in this thread, but they cover it in the book "People's Republic of Walmart" but I suppose you could find books or articles about the Sears example specifically. I'm not really aware of any other big corporate names trying it.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2013-07-11/at-sears-eddie-lamperts-warring-divisions-model-adds-to-the-troubles

https://www.salon.com/2013/07/18/ayn_rand_killed_sears_partner/

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[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Project Cybersyn showed how this would be solved 50 years ago.

The EC problem is about rational actors that just endless consume things according to shit like supply and demand when in reality you could make food free and it doesn't mean a single person, let alone an entire society will start shoving entire food trucks into their garage just in case they'll need 1 ton of potatoes this week. People only tend to consume what they need, once scarcity is not an issue nobody is going to hoard enough to make a large scale difference. Human demand is in fact very simple, people will not demand 1 billion different brands of tomato sauce, specialy if they could make their own etc... There is so many things that prove the EC is just nonsense.

The even bigger problem is even how much is wasted and thrown away under capitalism. They justify not making things free because people might hoard yet the entire economic system is about literaly throwing food away or letting it rot to maintain price.

That and combined with advertising which manipulates human psychology to consume stuff that is clearly not economically beneficial to anyone.

Among other issues the problem with the USSR was they did not achieve this level of complete abundance though in any case the EC is just ideologically bankrupt shit, how they can argue the African poverty doesn't disprove the free market efficiency but random shortages in socialist countries disproves Marxism.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of the joke:

In Soviet Russia they have bread lines for their free daily bread. They have these in America, too, they just have to pay for the free daily bread.

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[–] jack@hexbear.net 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I only want a compass that points the direction I'm facing. Otherwise, how will I know that it's pointing the same direction I'm facing?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

simply eat a giant magnet and all compasses will become forward-facing

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The internet has normalized saying whatever shit comes to mind without any forethought and I can't quite say I'm a fan of this dumbing down of society

[–] prole@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's funny to me because the internet basically did the opposite to me. Now I just look up every thing until I feel like I have a solid understanding and then forget to even make the comment that started the whole thing

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ah but you clearly don't have the audacity and self-assurance that cishet, white, neurotypical men have. That's a key difference. They don't need to fact check everything because they know that even if they're wrong, the world will likely reward them all the same.

[–] prole@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Autism saving me from being a piece of shit once again

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

this dumbing down of society

no matter how ignorant i try to make myself i just can't keep up bawllin-sad

[–] BynarsAreOk@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah, we humans have always done this. The only issue is the internet gives them a platform where one can communicate their brain farts to thousands if not millions in an instant. In the ancient times some caveman would say some beast like garbage nonsense and nobody care because nobody would ever get the opportunity to hear it in the first place.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

socialist planners can't just invent prices out of thin air

Which is why they don't do that in any planned economy. Prices are set rationally based on complex calculations, the main difference between centrally planned prices and free market prices is that there's no pressure to raise prices to the maximum for profit, and the state has the ability to make things more or less expensive (essentially taxing/subsidizing them) for other reasons instead. It can lead to a situation where the capitalist look at how cheap gasoline is in the Soviet Union and say "that doesn't make sense! surely people will just dump their unused gas out to get more free/near free gas to replace it" but in reality everything makes perfect sense within the planned system.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

imagine if a state subsidized the costs of cars. boy would that be bad or what

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

And perverse incentives exist within every human-made system, production quotas that led to piles of poor-quality parts or unwanted widgets in the USSR are an example, so is price gouging, exploiting truck drivers, or taking a deliberately longer route because the cost of gas is outweighed by the labor gains in capitalist economies is another. The good thing is that humanity has gotten pretty good at catching those and addressing them, as we have deepened out knowledge of complex systems.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funnily enough the metaphor of someone carrying a compass around with a magnet so "north" is always the direction they want it to be is a pretty good one for how economic policy under neoliberal capitalism has been going. So committed to being wrong they ended up right by accident.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Funnily enough the metaphor of someone carrying a compass around with a magnet so "north" is always the direction they want it to be is a pretty good one

This isn't just an opinion btw, this is literally how economic liberalism was born. The Austrian schoolof thought of economics proudly believes in "praxeology":

[–] edge@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I knew it was bad but I didn't realize it was that bad.

it is possible to draw conclusion about human behavior that are both objective and universal.

I thought the whole "rational actor" thing came with the implication that it's your fault if you don't act rationally (which is already bullshit ofc), not an assumption that everyone does act rationally. They actually think they can universally predict human behavior?

Austrian [economists] argue that... empirical data cannot falsify economic theory.

"My theory is perfect. I can predict exactly what people will do. If my predictions are wrong that doesn't prove my theory wrong. Nothing can prove my theory wrong because it's not."

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah, those are the origins of economic liberalism. They've tried to camouflage into a science more nowadays and they don't openly reject empirism, they just do it constantly but don't admit it. For example, there's infinite evidence that money creation by a central bank doesn't lead to inflation, and they will die arguing on that hill regardless. They will also outright reject the possibility of planning an economy and use the same "economy calculation problem" arguments that the Austrian school of thought used 200 years ago, without realizing that computers exist and Amazon and Walmart already do economic planning on the scale of entire small-sized country economies.

[–] jorge@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had a course on "Introdução à Economia Matemática", something like (my translation) "Introduction to Mathematical Economics" on IMPA, a top-class Mathematics research institute in Rio de Janeiro. The professor commented (again, my translation):

In economics, whenever a person begins to care a little bit about other people, we declare them irrational.

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I keep trying to make jokes and I keep finding out that no it do really be like that curious-marx

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

bro thinks you say “i want to go west” and the compass points in that direction. LMFAO

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

Quick, let's put this person in the woods with a compass

It'll be really funny

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

this is an actual real tweet from an account which really does appear (aside from this) not to be intended as satire 😂

here is an archive, in case they ever figure out how compasses work and decide to delete it.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

Socialist planners just can't invent prices

casually eliminates homelessness and inflation through state planning of prices

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago

trying to navigate with a compass that always points north even when you're facing south

tito-laugh

no real information about what people actually want or need

This is unintentionally very telling, by "people" this shitstain actually means "the bourgeoisie" who are definitely not people, and the bit about the compass is accurate because under capitalism prices are based on their morbidly selfish beastly delusions that need the goals of production to be so divorced from material reality that the contradictions will end up destroying the human race if they can get away with it

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Once again demonstrating they need education rather than reeducation.

[–] QuietCupcake@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean, they need both. Education is for learning about the world around them, such as how a compass works, or modern economics (Marxist economics with cybernetics). Yes, they definitely need that as evidenced by this OP. But reeducation is for unlearning the capitalist propaganda they've been boiling in their entire lives. From US exceptionalism and white supremacy to capitalist realism and the "necessity of competition," with all kinds of other shit in between. Education and re-education serve different purposes. Both are going to be greatly needed.

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago

Most reality grasping libertarian be like

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

How can I know that housing, food, clear air, drinkable water, not dying in the apocalypse, unpolluted oceans, health, and transportation are important unless I have a price indicator?! How am I supposed to carry information about what people want and need? IRC?! Discord?!

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In colonial Australia, the state artificially inflated land prices (which were extremely low because they'd killed all the natives) to put them beyond the reach of new colonizers, forcing those colonizers to work in factories and fields owned by an entrenched capitalist class.

Libertarians love price controls when they work in their favor.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

ladder-pulling at its finest

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It reads like it was written by an LLM

Edit: Actually, a lot of the thread does, and the AI art doesn't help. These people are doing a great job of representing capitalism, at least.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

The "prices out of thin air" paragraph at the start is fascinating. They have 0 understanding of the labour theory of value and just flat out don't realise that capitalists are the ones who invent prices out of thin air, not socialists. I find a lot of these libertarian types have a vulgar understanding of the problems with the system, but they flat out refuse to read communist theory because they have been convinced that "socialism" is the problem, not capitalism itself.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

LLM detected begone

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

MF think that the Jack Sparrow's magical compass is how real compass works?

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Online libertarians not beating the "never going outside" allegations.

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Is electromagnetism woking our kids?

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this is a poorly remembered quote from Lincoln. Lincoln outsmarts a radical abolitionist who wants to value human life without thinking of the political cost to Republicans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPfihz9-Ls0

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[–] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Intelligently went and they sort of took a monopoly of the world's magnets and nobody needed magnets until they convinced everybody 20 years ago.

Let's all do magnets

There were many other ways that the world could have gone

But so for it'll take us probably a year to have them.

We're heavy into the world of magnets now only from a national security standpoint

Not beating allegiations that they are a cult.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

It's so hard to distinguish between genuine libertarians and people making fun of libertarians...

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