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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't expect places to have wifi. If only phones had their own way of connecting to the internet.

[–] polle@feddit.org 8 points 6 days ago

Do people really want wifi these days? Why would i trust some random sketchy wifi if my own phone has a plan with >5gb.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

But people in the real world don’t like talking to me.

What do you want me to act like my kin circa 1995? Because if so you may want to get out of the way cause I've got a weed sprayer filled with diesel and a little cigarette!

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

1995.... The peak of humanity. Industrial clubs everywhere, fun cheap bars, bright clothes, danceable music, computers you still had a chance of understanding somewhat, home appliances and lightbulbs didn't need firmware updates or spy on you, affordable housing and groceries, relative worldwide peace...

I think I'd burst into tears if I saw this sign IRL

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

So, a white bread is USD0.77?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

Sure, go back to a time where you might have to fight for your life just for wearing the wrong t-shirt out of Blur and Oasis (Pulp btw).

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

i hate phones

(i have no other comment.)

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 112 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you put this passive agressive bullshit up ima gonna smoke indoors and pay 25c for my drink.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 41 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Maybe drink too much, assault a woman and call the bartender the f slur. Feeling cute.

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[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Here's the $0.85 for the coffee, thanks!"

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 59 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Your welcome! Enjoy your styrofoam cup coffee from a deli that smells of Malboro cigarettes. The sugar has weird moving black things and milk has been left out for 3 days.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never understood why Starbucks became big in the US, but I always assumed it was something like that.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s actually because they started offering syrup filled, whip cream and caramel covered drinks directly on the menu. They were briefly infamous for like 1000 calorie macchiatos.

Little espresso shops had flavor shots before, but the rest were pretty much donut shops that sold regular utility coffee, and the sugar and fat was external (donuts sandwiches and pastries).

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Do u think y2k is gonna happen?,"

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know but I've been stockpiling canned food in my basement and I bought a portable toilet just in case.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Portable … toilet?

I too own a bucket.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 38 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Depending on the country, paying like it's 1995 would be the best power move. Here's, dunno, 100 francs? 5 marks?

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[–] merari42@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago

This sign goes hard in countries that belonged to former Yugoslavia.

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never use any public WiFi on my phone, why would you use wifi like it's 2005?

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I used to when i never paid for data

[–] Flagg76@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that's why I said 2005.. data has been cheap for ages, can't remember when I didn't have an unlimited data plan.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

I only got data in the last 2 years.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Just page me.

[–] hash@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cool. Lemme just paint the ceiling with my brains so I can approximate what it was like when I wasn't around.

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[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

We Do Not Have ✨WiFi✨

Use The Hotspot On Your Phone Like A Normal Person

Or Get A Data Card For Your Laptop IDK Or Care

[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There’s a place near me that I don’t go to very often, and almost never if I’m alone. They have great food and it’s pretty cheap, but they don’t have WiFi.

That normally wouldn’t be a problem, because I rarely use any of my cell data, but it’s a super old building full of interference and I can only get cell signal if I happen to get one of the 3 seats within 10 foot of the front windows.

If I do go by myself, I get weird looks for bringing comic books or video games and just existing by myself, but there’s nothing else to do while waiting for food so..

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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 week ago

I didn't like talking to other people in 1995, and I sure as hell aren't going to start enjoying it now.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

When my family goes out we usually have to put our phones away. It was my rule, but now I break my own rules and my kids have to tell me to put my phone away. I guess my kids are better than me now.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

what did coffee cost in 1995 ?

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