need to get it for when my daughter's are teens and I need to embarrass them. otherwise what's the point of being a dad
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Pretty good chance these will cross the line between epic embarrassment and getting arrested for public indency if you slip your dad bod into these to Pick the girls up from school.
not all of us enjoy ball torture, but be proud bro.
that's only a problem if you got big balls
they make men's thongs, plenty of room for the boys
Chaffed taint after 200 steps.
Think it's bathing suit material by the stitching but I could be wrong.
Bathing jeans... B... Beans?
Jeankini?
No that was a song by David Jowie.
No it's just the jeakini-bottom
Gotta wear a leather bathing belt with these so they don’t look weird.
Tanning with these on can lead to serious button burns.
And here I thought Jardiance was bad.
No pockets, as usual, sigh.
Brother, there's barely any fabric for the puss 💀
it can't be all downsides, amirite?
I mean... You have rather easy access to your flesh pocket.
My Jong? Isn't that the game Chinese grandmas play? (/j)
I’m gonna just leave this here.
I'll leave you this
That song is lit af
I’m so much more into the visible hand puppetry. I find that fascinating.
The song is good, but the video style choices are very interesting :)
One of my favourite skits. All 4 parts are great.
Let me see that Jong...jajong jong jong
Does it come with a matching jra?
Yeah, jeans are classy.
best $85 she ever spent
Who said it's a she?
I don't think it's possible to tuck enough for them to be otherwise
dont forget roll and tape
seriously?
Mah jongg will never be the same.
Ah it's jeans season again
Even better, they're used!