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My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.

Try harder, bud.

My diamond collection doesn’t make sense anymore

I’ll finally have enough space for my meme screenshots.

Cockdiesel cock rider. Wait? Which One is the OP?

A true gentleman.

And the sheath

Literal “inside voice”.

Not the onion.

Chihuahuas are scary af. They could easily be on second or third.

Decent cock bro, I wasn’t even interested in the 3 naked ladies, which for scientific purposes I confirmed are not in the picture.

And crocodiles will do the same, but “in a while” and with smile.