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I see only one frank. We have been deceived.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 9 points 4 days ago

Life hack: Poke a hole through the length of the sausage and use it as an edible bean straw

[–] HowAbt2morrow 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That’s only one frank, my dude.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also that can looks empty and clean, so no beans. This post is shit.

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Dumbass can't even make poverty food properly. He should delete his entire lemmy

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] HowAbt2morrow 2 points 3 days ago

Correct, not “franks”.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I looked up the recipe for baked beans recently and navy beans was the third ingredient after all the sugar (molasses, brown sugar, granulated sugar).

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I mean, duh. Baked beans are stupidly sweet.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They don't have to be though, I much prefer them less sweet.

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

These were very sweet. Next time I will add mustard to bring down the sweetness.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You’re telling me George Bush cooked these beans?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

Not just that, those are the best he ever cooked.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I thought the recipe was Mr. Franks Beans. Are you telling me that people are putting WIENERS in beans????? What new kink is this??!?!???

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wiener + Mash + Baked Beans = delicious dish.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No eh? Let's see them teeth.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

It's all because of the sugar and my irregular teethbrushing I swear.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Goddamn it. I made frank and beans this weekend with 3 franks and a can of Bush's baked beans and it was glorious. This one can and one frank abomination is lazy as fuck.

[–] mdd@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

The franks I got are terrible. I wasn't paying attention and bought chicken franks. Hard to eat more than one.