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Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 58 minutes ago

" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I'm saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".

[–] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago

Through another executive order right?

[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 65 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Pooping?

Picture looks like it's time for a diaper change soon.

[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I'm guessing he's a world champion shitter.

Plus there was that whole "soiling himself in court" incident.

[–] HowAbt2morrow 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

MAGA can't hold him accountable for anything!

;-)

[–] HowAbt2morrow 4 points 3 hours ago

And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 hours ago

No poping certain type of fruit 🍒

[–] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 hours ago

Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me" - oops! wrong dipshit

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

So that's why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins....

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

He is the popest!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

... Does the Pope golf in the woods?

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 8 points 5 hours ago

It's poping time

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

fake news, where did his tits go?

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 2 points 4 hours ago

further proof that he's the one who will save our lands~

may gold be with you~

You're really playing with fire here. Don't be like The Simpsons!