Fastest time to get over a cold. Colds for me only last a few days and I recently got over one in 4. The person I caught it from still has congestion and a cough
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That's incredible!
When I was young I overcame a cold with fever and all over a single night. I felt invencible. Nowadays I feel like half the year I'm still trailing symptoms of one thing or other.
I could probably set the record for apathy but I probably wouldn't care enough to try...
All of them for a brief time, but then only one: quickest to be dethroned from every single world record.
I won't be setting any work records lol
Hah! Got 'em
Work records suck.
I'd do something fun. I'd win for most breweries visited. I'm around 600.
Longest company bathroom break
Knot tying. Most half-hitches tied in 60 seconds or fastest time to tie all six of the "scout knots".
I assume 99% don't know them and I am reasonably quick at them, I could hold the record for at least a day or two.
Knot tying also, but in reference to my bad dragon collection
Downhill bicycle speed record, followed by Most gruesome bicycle accident.
- Most watery poops
- Worst at sex
Least world records and most ties for a world record.
Most nails hammered into nose in 1 minute
Still not convinced I can't beat it
I mean, probably any of them that I'm able to do at all (e.g. I couldn't take the award for longest cat) seeing as there wouldn't be any records.
Longest continuous edging streak. Hell, I might already hold that record anyway.
Record for most annoyed by lazy fucking co-workers.