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[–] PurpleClouds@lemmy.world 2 points 7 minutes ago

Weeeeeeeiiiirdddd

[–] Rhoeri@lemmy.world 2 points 35 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

Just when I tink I’ve heard the last of this parasite, I now have to hear how he gets scrotebloat from his sister?

[–] GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 minutes ago
[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Good old Ben, nothing creepy about that at all.

[–] turnip@lemm.ee 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Gentleman this is democracy manifest. What is the charge, oggling my sisters breasts, my sisters succulent breasts?

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Thank you for your service!

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 40 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?

I'm about as lost here as I can be lol

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

some people made gooning a political ideology. see also gamergate 2.

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 hours ago

Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness

It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.

Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 22 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.

Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it

I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah - just like how Stellar Blade (vidya game) was the great end to wokeness because it had a (not underage!) girl that sounded like a child but was dressed like a stripper.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 20 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

i refuse to believe this is real

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (3 children)

It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial. I mean, those eyebrows... guuurl, you're living in glass houses, sweaty.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

He’s a failed theatre kid. He probably got rejected for a pre-blocking handy on Guys and Dolls.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

he also grew out his beard because people were making fun of his chinless weak jaw as being feminine. he also wears his yamake to shield himself from any anti-semitism from time to time.

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I know that you likely meant "sweety" at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said "sweaty" instead. It just tickled me in the best way.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 1 hour ago

Lol, I needed you to point it out for me to notice, but now I'm tickled too.

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 22 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 hours ago

Well she is physically attractive. Doesn't mean she's a good person.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Who wouldn't, she's basically Ben with a massive set of tits.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Oh she’s a piece of shit too? Too bad.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 4 hours ago

Your sacrifice is duly appreciated.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 11 hours ago

Boob politics. We truly live in a society.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 58 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

To be fair, those are some decent cans.

Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.

[–] thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 21 points 11 hours ago

That's not fair. It's not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

wall-to-wall cunts

What in the eldritch scarousy abomination ...

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

Hey, gpt....

[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

She has some great New York boobs!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

ok I'm a lesbian and haven't heard of New York boobs please define

[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago

lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You know it's some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I... I don't know! It's what the Queer Ancients have told me. I'm just a frail little homo, please don't hurt me. 🥺

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

don't worry I'm a femme i'm too pink and frilly to hurt things lol

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This is terrifying to link to after what you just said

But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 23 points 15 hours ago

Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 79 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?

I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It's like a theme with them.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 33 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

At least once

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 18 points 14 hours ago

Oh, he fucks her, she's just dry as the desert.

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