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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Who is Sydney Sweeney and what does he mean her breasts ended wokeness?

I'm about as lost here as I can be lol

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 3 points 41 minutes ago

Slate: The Far Right Thinks Sydney Sweeney Killed Wokeness

It’s a common phenomenon, really. Sydney Sweeney is beautiful now, and would be considered so in any era. But because she’s no longer the only type of woman who’s considered beautiful, certain people on the right think they’re being oppressed and the world has gone to hell.

Why have these weirdos zeroed in on Sweeney in particular? There are lots of beautiful white women with big boobs out there—Kate Upton, Blake Lively, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson, Emily Ratajkowski, and more. As far as I can tell, part of it seems to be that Sweeney doesn’t shy away from talking about or sharing her body. On Euphoria, she does a lot of nudity, and she’s spoken in interviews about feeling comfortable with it. On SNL, she repeatedly joked about her boobs and even wore a Hooters uniform. The National Post praised Sweeney for “playfully owning her sex appeal with zero apologies” and criticized Vanity Fair for suggesting it might have been nice to give her some material that wasn’t about her beauty.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don't follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they've been in.

Edit: I tried to look into it a bit. Something about the fact that a conventionally attractive young woman with nice breasts is gaining popularity means it's an end to all the body positivity and other wokeness? Idk, I'm not doing more than 5 minutes of looking into it

I also saw that her grandma has seen her nude scenes and said "she has the best tits in Hollywood" and that's just hilarious

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

i refuse to believe this is real

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

It is. Because Shapiro is a deeply closeted homosexual in denial. I mean, those eyebrows... guuurl, you're living in glass houses, sweaty.

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

I know that you likely meant "sweety" at the end there, but I really, really enjoyed that it said "sweaty" instead. It just tickled me in the best way.

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

I hate that I find Abigail Shapiro attractive.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

Well she is physically attractive. Doesn't mean she's a good person.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Same, but for Shapiro. Fuck him. No wait, I will take one for the team.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago

Who wouldn't, she's basically Ben with a massive set of tits.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 hours ago

Boob politics. We truly live in a society.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 50 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

To be fair, those are some decent cans.

Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.

[–] thiseggowaffles@lemmy.zip 18 points 6 hours ago

That's not fair. It's not the whole family. Mara Wilson is great.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 7 hours ago

wall-to-wall cunts

What in the eldritch scarousy abomination ...

[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

She has some great New York boobs!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

ok I'm a lesbian and haven't heard of New York boobs please define

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You know it's some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I... I don't know! It's what the Queer Ancients have told me. I'm just a frail little homo, please don't hurt me. 🥺

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

don't worry I'm a femme i'm too pink and frilly to hurt things lol

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This is terrifying to link to after what you just said

But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 56 minutes ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 20 points 10 hours ago

Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 hours ago

Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 73 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?

I mean, Trump wants to fuck his daughter. It's like a theme with them.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 31 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 9 hours ago

Oh, he fucks her, she's just dry as the desert.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 14 hours ago

I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn't.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 39 points 14 hours ago

Both things could be true.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 115 points 19 hours ago (8 children)

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 166 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.

Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.

Double edit:

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Don't go spreading my Bible

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago

Shame. Damn shame.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 88 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 108 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 45 points 15 hours ago

Don't make ben relatable

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

🛥️😍

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 14 hours ago

Every sentence that starts with that name, leaves me wanting to shower my insides, and with fewer brain cells.

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