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[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Absolutely nobody is against Christmas. Even people who don't like Christmas are cool with others celebrating it. Like 90% of people who say "Happy Holidays" celebrate Christmas. But the right wing confuses inclusion of others with an attack on the majority.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

I mean I'm more against Christmas for the idea you need to buy gifts, and "you gotta be happy, its the one day a year to be happy!"

But I dislike that for every holiday, not because it involves Christ or anyone else.

[–] ganbramor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

To be fair, there’s are way too many people who freak out if you put your tree up “too soon” or take it down “too late” for their personal taste. These may be the same people who worry about who’s sleeping with who, while none of affects them.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 days ago

Class War never went away, but they only call it Class War when the poor fight back. Otherwise it is just "business as usual".

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 153 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] CallateCoyote@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

Bootlicking fucking hag

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 75 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Man I sure hate the trans agenda of checks notes wanting a place to pee in public without being harassed?

Seriously fuck all this, trans rights are human rights, and insanely easy to accommodate while hurting absolutely no one.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I can't remember if this was said to me or if I overheard it. Maybe I'm fabricating the memory entirely, but in any case, I recall a conversation where someone said almost exactly what you did in that last sentence. The reply was of course

"Well someone always gets hurt."

"What do you mean?"

"It costs someone money to put those bathrooms in."

Cue the "what the fuck did I just hear" alarms

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Wait, did they think the bathrooms were special and cost money? Many places just slap a paper “gender neutral” sign on their washrooms and call it a day until a nicer sign can come in. The really good places knew this shit ages ago and already saved themselves the trouble by putting in a shared sink area and having stalls with real doors. As someone who has literally had to fit washrooms into floor plans I can guarantee that if cost and ease were problems then we’d only have gender neutral washrooms.

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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

pee in public

Why don't you use a restroom like everyone else?

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why do something for free when you can get paid to do it?

[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's simple, we kill The Batman.

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh no, it's The Piddler

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[–] Gamechanger@slrpnk.net 90 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Culture war is class war! Propagandized rightwingers are just one of the weapons.

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[–] Salvia@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Duuuude what?! Is this a real article?! Lmaoo 😆🤣 ohh I am DEAD

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah it's a bit old now but is about the latest British elections

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 81 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] RustyShackleford@literature.cafe 41 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I mean, spez also has sex with house cats. Let's not forget that fact.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It's true! Don't fact check just trust me

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 3 days ago

Fact checks are against the REDDIQUETTE

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Finally some good fucking food

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 62 points 3 days ago

Labour needs to be clear about its motivation. Its policy of putting VAT on private school fees may be a practical measure to find more money for the state sector but they shouldn’t be doing it if it’s also about punishing the rich.

She went to the kind of Uber wealthy private school you get to go to when your grandpa literally discovered the electron. Easy to say when two Nobel prize winners have funded your education and lifestyle.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I swear half the shit trump does is to distract from from the class war. I mean the whole Greenland and Panama canal stuff?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Yeah, the Greenland stuff will seem like a distraction all the way up until the day he announces the invasion.

Don't sleep on that shit, this man does not make jokes.

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It's just hard to know which half is the bullshit

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Remove the "don't" from her statement and it becomes punk battlejacket patch worthy.

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 days ago

Cant be back, it never left

[–] Tail11@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't forget generational wars.

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[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 days ago

Recently saw that young people in the UK are more concerned with money and work than culture war. So I am glad it's just the media trying to push bullshit that people don't actually care about much.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

Me, a liberal: "You need to understand that gender and ethnicity and religious tradition naturally divide us. But we can overcome all that with meritocracy. If we just stack rank everyone, we can skim the cream and anyone who works hard enough can join the professional class."

Also me, still a liberal: "Yeah, we're just firing all the women, the non-Europeans, and any out LGBTQ faculty member from the organization because we need to comply with new Anti-DEI rules. No, I don't see what that has to do with their economic position or social standing in society. Maybe they all should have just worked harder."

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