I have a heart attack after getting pissed off, at some sort of station.
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I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
Self Explanatory actually.
Not sure how I die, but I guess I’m coming back to life after …
I guess I'll explode
Obesity, and bounciness.
No idea
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Oh god
RIP
Sleeping with the fishes
By a spear, then repawn after 3 days
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
You wouldn't understand
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Too many pineapples
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
....that last step will be a doozy.
By Japanese sword thrust
Don't! Commiting sudoku is not the answer D:
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
Oh this is an easy one
Haha this is the best comment 😂
I choke to death while alone, try to self heimlich and fail. My body is found half eaten by my cats with my cold, dead hand still clutching the offending cheese toastie.
hmmm...
Alcoholism.
Mine unlocks the cheat codes from Jedi knight 2. So probably dismembered by jedi or sith spawns
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
A very large child does something in such a way that I would die.
I guess I spontaneously turn into manure?
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
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Same here
I love that you two found each other in such an amusing way
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
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Nihilistic fruit
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