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[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 28 minutes ago

I have a toolbox, that was originally a WWII ammunition box.

None for sale on eBay ๐Ÿฅฒ

[โ€“] Tillman@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

A high school friend put his Neo geo collection in one of those which was a proclamation of wealth I was unprepared for.

[โ€“] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude just reinvented buried treasure

[โ€“] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, and this is going to be a great hidden treasure in a post-nuclear wasteland world. Imagine doing a quest to find this treasure, and once you find it, you get nice pre-war clothes and a physics book that will give you +1 attribute to your science skill for reading it.

[โ€“] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

imagine opening one and finding a stinger... but the coolant's expired and there are no aircraft to down in the wasteland lol

[โ€“] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Little disappointing given what the box looked like though

[โ€“] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 17 hours ago

That definitely explains the random loot, tho

[โ€“] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah I'd much prefer a stinger missile

[โ€“] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Really? the battery coolant module is long expired and there are no aircraft to down in the wasteland lol

[โ€“] wieson@feddit.org 13 points 23 hours ago

With the right physics book, this could turn into a "teach a man how to fish" situation

[โ€“] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The river was the best option?

[โ€“] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

The coolest, definitely

[โ€“] rtxn@lemmy.world 162 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

In an alternate reality:

Janitor at university. Found locked military case in river. Coworker says FIM-92 Stinger missile. Heavy. Maybe water, maybe live missile. Call police. Military and EOD arrive. Entire campus locked down. Half of workers taken for questioning. EOD open it -- full of some idiot's clothes and books.

New grudge unlocked.

[โ€“] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

EOD don't open shit most of the time suspicious potentially unstable shit just gets a bit of c4 or anfo and a send off in place. It's one of the perks to just say dunno and light it the fuck up.

[โ€“] Fergie434@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Or better yet, they decide to just blow it up to be safe.

[โ€“] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.

[โ€“] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

[โ€“] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ownership of dildos must be normalized. In fact, I want to propose making mandatory to receive one upon becoming of legal age at your country of birth. Upon entering a new job? Complementary dildo. Entering the military? Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo. Graduating? Dildo. College? Dildo. Masters? XL Dildo. Doctorate? Epic Dildo. Getting engaged? Matching dildos.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo

G.I. Diljoe?

Masters? XL Dildo.

The Green Jack-It

College?

Magnum Cum Louder

Doctorate

The Cocktorate

[โ€“] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I like how your mind works.

Are we starting a product line?

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You made me realize being a professional double-entendre creator might be my dream job.

[โ€“] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Start issuing fan cards and I'll be your number one.

[โ€“] Natanael@infosec.pub 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)

And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***

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[โ€“] Coreidan@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Reminds me of when I made weekly trips to Denver for work. This was when recreational weed first came out. First day there I bought a glass pipe and a plastic container.

When I flew back home on Thursday I would bury the bowl in the plastic container behind the hotel I stayed at. On Mondays after I flew back to Denver I would dig up the bowl. Beats buying a new one every week or trying to fly with it.

After many weeks of this routine I didnโ€™t find out until Thursday afternoon that this was my last trip and I wouldnโ€™t be returning.

Some where out in Colorado Springs there is a weed bowl buried in the dirt. I wonder if anyone ever stumbled across it.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

First time I visited Denver was also my first time trying weed of any kind. I stuck to edibles, because I never did quite figure out how to smoke it reliably. It's so sticky! It doesn't want to light! Ugh! n00b issues. But toward the end of the trip, I just said "fuck it" and left a full 1/8 on the top of a gas station dispenser. Surely made someone's day.

You could return to find out what happened to your weed.

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[โ€“] Kualdir@feddit.nl 77 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This to save 100$, he's so real for that

[โ€“] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can reuse it every summer? Multiple years of savings.

[โ€“] Kualdir@feddit.nl 25 points 1 day ago

Omg yeah I did not think about that I feel dumb now thanks

[โ€“] P1k1e@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Why would you ever sell something this damn cool

[โ€“] pseudo@jlai.lu 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Actually privately own storage room still cost about 100 โ‚ฌ for summer storage today and that's with inflation.

[โ€“] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but can you chuck it in the river?

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[โ€“] burgersc12@mander.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd paint over it, just in case someone thinks it might have explosives in it and panics.

[โ€“] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I had something similar from a flea market surplus shop when I was in HS and kept it in the bed of my Tacoma to hold tools. It was cool as hell with its desert camo paint and dings and stuff. Well, after 9/11 I became popular with the cops cause I'd get pulled over, and told to stand by the hood of my car with both hands on it, while they checked it.

After about the 5th time, I sold it and bought a bed box.

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