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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine if it was full of adult toys. That would be something to talk about.

[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ownership of dildos must be normalized. In fact, I want to propose making mandatory to receive one upon becoming of legal age at your country of birth. Upon entering a new job? Complementary dildo. Entering the military? Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo. Graduating? Dildo. College? Dildo. Masters? XL Dildo. Doctorate? Epic Dildo. Getting engaged? Matching dildos.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo

G.I. Diljoe?

Masters? XL Dildo.

The Green Jack-It

College?

Magnum Cum Louder

Doctorate

The Cocktorate

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I like how your mind works.

Are we starting a product line?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

You made me realize being a professional double-entendre creator might be my dream job.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 22 hours ago

Start issuing fan cards and I'll be your number one.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And they blow it up. Turns out OP did give a flying f***

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You can say "fuck", here. See?

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do not have the slightest idea of what you intended to convey.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Asterisks are associated with hunter2. That's all they meant.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm either too stupid or too old to understand the underlying joke. Maybe both.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

It wasn't the appropriate time for the joke other than seeing asterisks. It's usually associated with passwords. Here's some information on the meme if you haven't seen it, it was unclear based on what you said. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hunter2

Re: too old, the meme dates back to 2004. It's an oldie in internet times.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

Definitely too old.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

Yup. Good old bash.org

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

people can also self-censor if they f***ing want to 😉

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, they can. I personally don't even curse, by default, but I'm not offended to read the random swear, unless it is actively used to be an insult towards someone, which was not the case here.

I am interested in making sure people are allowed and expected to express themselves freely in this space, unless they break the "rule" I mention above.

Don't censor yourself. If there is need for a swear, use it. Just don't use swearing in place of proper speech.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is there an AI joke in there somewhere or am I missing something?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, voice to text default setting on android is to censor cus words with ****

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Very prude world we live in.