SARGE

joined 1 year ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 2 hours ago

Flour + water = hardtack

clack clack

:D

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cranial Jettison Disorder is a serious issue.

The French knew how to handle it quite well.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 2 days ago

If it isn't proof they target children, I don't know what is.

Microtransctions prove they should be illegal every time I read any article about them

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 days ago

"Wait what the fuck? Oh so they're being satirical and actually stating the exact opposite?.... Oh. No they're serious. What the fuck?"

-My Internal Thoughts reading this.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

An act that was clearly illegal given that he misrepresented emergency information, and I expect the exact same punishment will be recieved for THIS tampering of things.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 3 days ago

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 79 points 3 days ago (10 children)

To me it's felt more like "look at me I'm so unique"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nobody even got RIPPED, so I have no idea who won here.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 4 days ago

and a gentrified neighborhood I can’t afford to live in anymore.

Gunshots at 2am and random shed fires should make quick work of that problem. I hear those have a way of lowering property value.

Leaving a few broken down vehicles in your front yard is a more legal way, I guess.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago

I mean, he was the head of the company that wanted to be making them, of course he predicted they'd be everywhere and tiny.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"God told me to do it."

The first time I heard that as a teenager, I made sure nobody ever felt comfortable saying it around me again.

Some mild stripping, knocked over glassware, and "speaking in tongues" later, sorry god made me do it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

until we feel whole.

I mean, I'm down to keep stealing shit until I die.

 

They aren't around anymore as of this morning, but they liked the hoodie and hat and I thought someone might like to see two doggos.

They were both good girls and I miss them.

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