chapotraphouse

This entire techbro anti aging cult bubble is both a lot more entertaining and makes much more sense when you simply assume it's ran by a bunch of vampires. Like, take a look at that guy. Famous for getting blood transfusions from his son, avoids sunlight at all costs, brags about his low body temperature, just has the all-around biggest Ventrue ancilla vibes you can imagine.

ofc if you want to grift people who want to avoid death at all costs, making them think you're a vampire is a fairly sound marketing concept to make them pay for premium access to your inner circle.

I've seen some clips of this dude, absolute freak. I hope he lives to early old age and drops off quickly because of extreme anxiety due to the treatments doing nothing at a certain point. Can you imagine, the first slightest sign that the millions he spends can't stop time. Suddenly his whole psyche implodes and he literally stresses himself to death.

Are we the first generation that won't die?

we the first generation

we

someone tell his gen x ass he is in fact not a teenager and will die within the next couple decades, long before any pipe dream immortality tech would ever even be conceived as possible or not

I wish someone told him about HRT making you look 10 years younger. Could get some funny memes out of that.

I miss the days where these rich bozos obbsessed with not dying just drank a bunch of mercury...

he might be alive, but he's not living.

he doesn't even look young tho. he looks sickly if anything lmao.

follow his lead

Ah yes lemme just go grab that extra 2 million a year I'm sitting on not doing anything with and join you

People that spend millions on not dying are the last people on earth that shouldn't die.

Is obsessed with own "health", taking ludicrous measures to try to live as long as possible

Gets long COVID anyway

I just saw this 10m ago and was also like wtf. Just the 'free press' washing the image of a literal vampire. Imagine the treatment if some Russian or Chinese billionaire did the same thing.

Isn't he just the new Ray Kurzwell or whatever his name was, at this point? Just someone so afraid of death because their culture is so nhilistic that they hope for eternal life through technology?

Its going to be so funny when this guy just dies in a car crash or something and all this eternal life stuff is all for nothing

No one escapes the reaper

Except for me

I'm just different that way

Need to set myself up a Google news alert for his obituary so I can make sure I'm getting my schadenfreude promptly.

Anyone want to put an over-under on him not making it to the average American male life expectancy? I feel like there's something in all the crap he does that's burning the candle a little faster.

Something really funny could theoretically happen tomorrow

This guy's name is so similar to the healthcare ceo that for a second i thought i had unlocked a whole new level of irony.

When this guy is sixty he's going to get cancer and they're going to learn that laser-filtering his blood was a bad idea

Once again remembering the biohacker techbro who took ketamine and drowned in a sensory deprivation tank

Setting up a "Is Bryan Johnson Dead Yet?" website, but then realising that "Is Bryan Johnson Alive Yet?" website might be more insulting

Is he even egan?

isn't this the guy with the personal blood boy?

Once more I would like to remind people that this vampire has taken blood transfusions from his son, while the science indicates that giving blood is much better for your health

Betteridge's law of headlines

Also has this dude even heard of shirts