Maturin

To the first question I answer “yes” and to the second I choose “why not?”

Change the name to Derrylondon

What do you think the first several hundreds of millions of years were like before they had Doritos?

To be fair, some of them do have a huge supply of lignite (/s except those who are already feverishly mining it)

...and those 2 or 3 years were 35 years ago

Fair. Your way is certainly more epic.

Haven’t you basically done everything needed to escape the solar system by the time you do the burn to turn back again?

don’t even bother counting.

Wish I had know this tip earlier. Got to five thousand something, lost count and had to start over.

spray bottle of mercury

This is why we are like this

Topology nightmare snake #2

And us reading about it too