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[–] PurrLure@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

It would be so funny if Biden pardoned Luigi. I know it'll never happen with ruling class conscience and all but...

Surely, even broken clocks drawn by dementia patients can be right sometimes? biden-jumpscare

[–] TheDrink@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

imagine if Joe pardoned Luigi what a PR coup that would be

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 18 hours ago

He would never do something so cool

[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

This wouldnt apply to the state charges right? At least it would save him the death penalty. Obviously not happening but we can dream

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)

He should get Kamala to help him down some stairs and just grab her arm and go limp. Take them both out on one day as a final shit show

[–] miz@hexbear.net 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Biden taking a fall intentionally and making her be president for like six days would be more humiliating

remember to keep hope alive in the Year of Four Presidents

[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As long as it's after the inauguration so we don't get president my son watches me for porn Johnson

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 13 hours ago

Guess that would spoil all trumps # merch πŸ˜‚

falling down the stairs and making mike johnson president for like three hours before trump's inauguration would be pretty funny ngl

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do things like this even get to the press? Totally seems made up and i don't get who would believe it? It's not like it's a recording

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 62 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mail is probably the daily mail, in which case it’s almost definitely made up.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

Thanks, it's hard out here for a dumb fuck

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

use her title

dr biden's-wife

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

biden-point instructions unclear, set white house on fire

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

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[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago

Nuke Tel-Aviv

[–] Maturin@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago

Hasn’t he been burning it all down for months if not years at this point?

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Joe Biden boisterously announced 'Only I have the brains to rule Lylat!' and later: 'If I go down I'm taking you with me!'

...actually, his brain being shot repeatedly by lasers and bombs does fit the observed data thonk

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (6 children)

What does that even mean...

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish it would mean he'd would strafe the supreme court with a drone, declare martial law, and dissolve the American empire, but we all know it means probably nothing. Maybe call Trump an old cuss word or something.

[–] FartGunBuster@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Ain't nothing but a ponyfaced earthrider

Biden's going to hold one last wild party before he's off to college. Can he survive the beer run on a Saturday night?

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

he's gonna call trump a mean word before peacefully leaving this world

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago

He's embracing posadism posadist-nuke

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

nasheeds are ringing through the white house

[–] buh@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

joe-ker biden

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Actual Dark Brandon

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago

just send the nukes, joe

[–] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

He's doing his best, jill!

[–] Imnecomrade@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So burn it down, burn it down, burn it down, burn it down, burn it down, burn it all down. Burn the whole thing down. Boys! Burn the whole thing down!

Sadly giving a YouTube link because there's no current way to bypass age restrictions atm.YouTube is so petty for censoring this version of the song, lol.

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