"I'M CHARLIE KIRK! I'M NOT DEAD! WHY IS THE NEWS SAYING I'M DEAD? THEY'RE TRYING TO ERASE ME!"
volcel_olive_oil
a moment of absolute pandemonium to honor the bullet
when I'm in a sudden catastrophic loss of blood pressure competition and my opponent is Charlie Kirk
starting the 9/11 festivities a day early
costs certainly will come down, it's just that it's going to be an uncontrolled and total come down
do you have a little hat with a propeller that spins faster the more racist you are
I was behind a guy doing this at the lunch place and I have rarely despised a stranger more
"what do you think the burger would taste like with mayonnaise? you'll never guess what I want to order to drink... please look at this photo of a truck I took recently"
(he ordered spezi (half coke half fanta) like it was something exotic and the cashier lady should be a little impressed that he'd been to Germany once)
my breathing and zoning out skills always save the day
woke cracker barrel has fallen
earthbound_song_that_sounds_like_a_question_mark.mp4
"well, if we're excited for Newsom, just imagine how excited the rest of America must be!"
drizzle wide economics