volcel_olive_oil

joined 4 years ago
[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 14 points 7 hours ago

drizzle wide economics

"I'M CHARLIE KIRK! I'M NOT DEAD! WHY IS THE NEWS SAYING I'M DEAD? THEY'RE TRYING TO ERASE ME!"

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

a moment of absolute pandemonium to honor the bullet

 

Charlie loved 9/11 kitty-birthday-sad

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 25 points 5 days ago

when I'm in a sudden catastrophic loss of blood pressure competition and my opponent is Charlie Kirk squidward-nervous

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

starting the 9/11 festivities a day early

costs certainly will come down, it's just that it's going to be an uncontrolled and total come down

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

do you have a little hat with a propeller that spins faster the more racist you are

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I was behind a guy doing this at the lunch place and I have rarely despised a stranger more

"what do you think the burger would taste like with mayonnaise? you'll never guess what I want to order to drink... please look at this photo of a truck I took recently"

(he ordered spezi (half coke half fanta) like it was something exotic and the cashier lady should be a little impressed that he'd been to Germany once)

my breathing and zoning out skills always save the day

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

woke cracker barrel has fallen

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

earthbound_song_that_sounds_like_a_question_mark.mp4

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago

"well, if we're excited for Newsom, just imagine how excited the rest of America must be!" i-love-not-thinking

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