I know the amount of Goodwill's in the USA make it really easy to go to their drive thru and easily drop off your old stuff, but I recommend going the extra mile and looking up a better charity farther away.
It takes us twice as long, but my partner and I recently switched to a super gay thrift that also does free STD testing and we have no regrets.
I cackled so loud my partner busted out of their room thinking I was crying and needed a hug lmao, thanks.
It works for both businesses, incredible. 
You know that one guy from way back, uuuuuh I think his name was ah John Brown?
Yeah so it turns out he didn't do anything wrong. 
It would be absolutely cursed if the best way to get a home in America was to copy and paste a bunch of ape nft screencaps and pretend you have a million dollar collection.
Who am I kidding, they'd probably count that as banking fraud and send your ass to jail within months.
Yeah, I hear this one at work all the time. Sure thing boss. 
Can confirm this behavior isn't even enough to get you hired as a real employee with minimum paid time off nowadays.
And then they wonder why work is slowing down while the middle managers all go on week long vacations regularly.
Yeah, just alienate any remaining family right when you're ready to retire.
Now these are rich assholes I can jeer at. 
If that ever happened to me, I would hope a loved one would sneak into my hospital room with no witnesses and pull the plug for me.
But I'm guessing they already have armed security on standby and if someone was caught they'd be charged with two murders. 
Aww yeah
That one's a keeper.
The only kind of summer camp that should ever get hit with a flash flood.