PurrLure

There was a school shooting-

While a Ronald Mcdonald clown actor was teaching elementary kids how to eat healthy

"I think he should be forced to carry that bullet in his body. The bullet has a right to be there because it's a gift from god."

From a based as fuck firefighter

Omg my workplace just sent a mass email about the flag being at half mass until Sunday due to Charlie Kirk. We don't do shit with the flag when a school shooting happens btw.

Ewwwwwww they even included the Trump statement about it.

Would make a great album cover.

Hear me out:

Charlie's neck just did that on its own.

Loved and admired by all? Even the shooter?

Maybe I'm hearing this wrong, but it sounds like "-Gang violence, GREAT!" right before he got shot lol.

EDIT: Ok so here's what was actually said:

In one video, an audience member can be heard asking Kirk about mass shootings in America: “Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?"

Holding a microphone, Kirk responds: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

Holy shit the shooter waited until the funniest moment to do the deed.

Oh no!

So anyways…

Rip off the top of the package, drain the water inside, and put a shit ton of hot sauce and soy sauce on the cube before microwaving it for 3 minutes.

Oh shit, my bad, you wanted good recipes, not ones I do when I'm fucking exhausted.

An oldy but a goodie, you can always make a tofu scramble with some black salt. I just put some extra frozen veggies (spinach is excellent) and some vegan cheese shreds in it and it's a very filling meal. Bonus points if you have vegan mayo to help it taste more fatty and eggy.

Earlier today an older coworker was talking about their family to another coworker "I don't get why people of that generation just want to sit around and play videogames all day."

Like Ma'am, are you just shooting the shit or do you genuinely need a reminder that the average person has been consistently priced out of reality for years now?