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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Are the years metric?

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

We've retired the joke:

Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

it's me sink.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Not if they will die before then...

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 24 points 5 hours ago

1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

screenshot of the film The Big Lebowski, with Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) sitting on the toilet while one of Jackie Treehorn's thugs (Mark Pellegrino) holds a bowling ball. The subtitle reads "Obviously you're not a golfer" but "a golfer" is covered by impact outline meme text saying "using base-six numbers".

(if you were, you'd be 73 next year.)

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Would that not be 113?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 45 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 18 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Born in '78, basically immortal

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

I'm with you 'brother', albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Many fell, some survive.

Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As an adult I must say that those are some of my favorite fairy tales.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Remember when Nickelodeon was in on repairing the hole in the Ozone layer? Remember when there was a call-a-thon about it?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 7 hours ago

I just turned 100 last month, it's fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I'm saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Time is a human invention.

Time is invented.

But the number of cesium atom oscilations are a fact, not invented.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist! Oh, what's the time?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world

[–] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Found Emil Ciorans lemmy account

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 74 points 13 hours ago (4 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.

You had been warned

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far.....coffee time.

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[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 142 points 14 hours ago (8 children)

Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 33 points 13 hours ago

Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

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[–] rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 hours ago

I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 hours ago

I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this

[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago

It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 13 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm born in 1975.

I'm fucking sunk. :)

I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 45 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.

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[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 hours ago

Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 25 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

One day this meme will be true.

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[–] Colors@lemmy.world 42 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

This meme is from the future!

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