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[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 4 points 37 minutes ago

1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 27 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Born in '78, basically immortal

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Many fell, some survive.

Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 1 points 54 minutes ago

As an adult I must say that those are some of my favorite fairy tales.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 2 hours ago

I just turned 100 last month, it's fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I'm saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Time is a human invention.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago

Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago

I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this

[–] rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago

I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'd say I'm surprised

But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves

[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 13 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm born in 1975.

I'm fucking sunk. :)

I'm having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It's fun. Really. :)

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 65 points 7 hours ago (4 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.

You had been warned

[–] Freefall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far.....coffee time.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago

If you invite it in, you're powerless against it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 hours ago

I refuse to

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 hours ago

Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 129 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

And what was the name of your first pet?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

The same as my mother's maiden name, hunter2

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 30 points 8 hours ago

Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

they would have to have had a hell of a childhood

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 minutes ago

Pun intended, I hope 😁

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.

And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.

I'm hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I feel 10 years older, so obviously I'm doing something.

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 24 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

One day this meme will be true.

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 10 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

In 2043 to be exact.

@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 hours ago

Ugh math get out of here it's a weekend

[–] remindme@mstdn.social 5 points 6 hours ago

@TheImpressiveX Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Dec 22, 2043 at 9:21 AM PST.

[–] Tenniswaffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 hours ago

Well I'm balding like one at least.

[–] Colors@lemmy.world 40 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This meme is from the future!

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 18 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Assuming we make it that far

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 15 points 8 hours ago

Huge assumption

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

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[–] BennyInc@feddit.org 20 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 18 points 8 hours ago

More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 hours ago

We will see but chances are

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