Merry jismas, everyone
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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I don't get it. What's wrong with a Java Industrial Standard Library Object Relational Database?
This implies the existence of jizz serfs
You've met my ex's?
Are you sure that they didn’t mean it as “Jiz Lord”?
(I think that's the joke)
I’m ready for a lot that’s new
An absolute classic.
What is this supposed to be?
"a new start"
But when it's coming from the world's first analyst/therapist (AKA "analrapist"), who can tell...
"A new start" but with "nu" instead od new because too few letters
Oh thanks. I'd have never guessed
You're talking about the world's foremost analrapist.
Guess Sircumalot didn't fit
Jizz Lord
Still, I would've been disappointed if someone hadn't just typed it out. Probably woulda felt like I had to.
Alternatively, they may be complaining about the typo...
And yet the DMV wouldn't let me get "CUMKING" smh
JisLorD
Is "J" equal to "L" or "D"?
[A] J=L
[B] J=D
Algebra Class here we go again with these fucking variables.
Car must belong to a math teacher.
Nah clearly it's a truth table
L | D | J = L V D
1 | 1 | 1
1 | 0 | 1
0 | 1 | 1
0 | 0 | 0I randomly got into making Uzbek food thanks to Youtube recommendations. One of their dishes is called "jiz biz", which consists of fried sheep liver, kidney, lung, heart, and intestines served over potatoes. I've never tried making it - I'm not sure whether the actual dish or the dish it sounds like to American ears would be worse.
That sounds delicious.
It is right up there with ANUSTART.
we need a vieweaskeriverse community
My name must start with a J. I can needed that boost of confidence
Uuuuh...dude....?
jeremiah?
no.. he was a bullfrog.
JISFROG
Jizzlord, came 3 days after getting poled? Well hung, massive woody? I am so sorry for these awful jokes.
Nailed hard, women wept for days afterward
Hercule?
That show was surprisingly good.
I haven't felt this warm and fuzzy since everone was wearing those "What Would Jordan Do?" bracelets!
Thanks guys!
Cum they told me for rum a bum bum
[Looks down the street] Everyone run, he's cumming!