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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

Perhaps this just means people value her feet more than music? I'm not into feet, but I really didn't like her music, so maybe this is reasonable.

[–] Lulzagna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

This would mean something if anyone knew who she was as an artist

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

Good for her. If I thought there was a market for my disgusting claws I'd sell feet pics too.

[–] EnderMB@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Something I've noticed in British media as of late is that OnlyFans makes some serious money - enough so that a creator can essentially use local journalism as an outlet for promoting their page.

I doubt some of the figures, but if you were to dig into them you'd probably see that number after the media have basically told people "look! Lily Allen has OnlyFans!"

Alongside that, funny enough, OnlyFans is probably one of the UK's biggest tech success stories. They make a lot of money, have only a few employees, and are basically leaders in their field. That's probably another weighing towards this being a promo piece.

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Do they make that much? I read only top creators do. Especially those who are already famous from other fields.

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 9 points 2 hours ago

The previous commenter is saying that the company makes serious money.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Seeing how this thread is full of hate for Spotify by seeming large number of people who are fans of streaming music/podcast services, I'll pos this question here:

What are the better alternatives for someone seeking to get their favored audios, in terms of library selection, able to form custom playlists and how much if any support to the artist/content creator actually gets to them and what is pocketed by the app?

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago

Tidal, or buy albums and self host if you're up for it but I feel like that's not a real option for most.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 hours ago

I don't think there's all-in-one best option

library size

Deezer

how much is paid to the creator

Bandcamp

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Self host and buy the albums

[–] angelmountain@feddit.nl 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How big is the percentage artists get for the album really though?

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

That is a complex question but my line of thought is this: artists have accepted legal agreements on how to sell/stream their work and how much they get for it. You as a consumer don't need to worry about this. If there is a way to buy/stream the product legally then the artist has approved of getting money that way.

Basically i don't think this should be a point to discourage buying audio and owning it. The alternative is never owning music and tough luck if a song gets pulled because of legal disputes or whatever.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I love how the whole crowd of people that used to be all "what, you don't have a Spotify account?!" Are now starting with the "wait a minute, these guys are domineering and bad!" Like the signals for crowd abuse aren't plain as day.

This exploitative behavior will be down by literally any company that sets themselves up to be "the streets" that you gotta navigate to interact with someone else or their media. That means YouTube, Facebook, and also all those physical places on Earth.

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

OnlyFans reportedly takes 20% of subscription revenue

That's a mobster-loanshark level cut.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 57 minutes ago

Doesn’t Spotify offer like .5%

[–] Letstakealook@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago

Maybe. Without it, though, the individual would have to build and maintain a site, direct traffic there, and handle payments, as well still do all of the community management and content creation they already do. Now either they'd spend their own time doing this if they have the knowledge, or pay others, which might meet or exceed that 20% depending on their income level.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago

20% is considered low

All others take at least 30%

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 46 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

I'm a girl, in a healthy BMI and with nice hair, pretty and freckled face, but my feet are super crappy. Like, crusty, toes bend at weird angles, hard skin in random places. Even my own husband is like "plz no, stop" if they get too near to him.

I'm now wondering if there's a market on the other end of the scale...

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It is my first belief that, given a proper pitch, ANYTHING can be sold at a profit.

Also, there's rule 34: If a thing exists, it's someones fetish.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If it exists there is porn of it... Not sure where you got that other version from

[–] skye@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

You can probably extrapolate from "if it exists, there is porn of it (no exceptions)".

If there is porn of something, the most likely reason is that someone has a fetish for it.

If the person making the porn doesn't have a fetish for said thing, then they're making it for an existing market of people.

QED, you can say "if it exists, someone has a fetish for it"

P.S: What if there isn't porn of something? Rule 35 states that if it doesn't exist, it will be made.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 3 points 55 minutes ago

Just because you can extrapolate something from it, doesn't mean you can change the words in the rule. They got the rule wrong, simple as that.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

You have fundamentally misunderstood millennial meme culture ca. 2006 (roughly when the rules were made).

No one having a fetish for it would be extremely motivating to create such porn. People realized after it was made that they had a fetish for it. See: Shrek.

So technically you can still say "if it exists, someone has a fetish for it" but you've relied on correlation to determine causation and gotten it backwards. This is a great example of why we don't do that.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Post pictures of them on Onlyfans.

Add the caption "Listen up, degenerates. I'll only warn you once. I will release a new photo, closer than the previous, every hour, on the hour, until my subscriber goal is met."

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Some people just don't like feet / being near them etc. Had girlfriends who would freak out if we somehow touched feet (even with socks on).

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 27 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

There is. There’s a fetish for everything. Certainly when it involves your feet, I’d ask your husband if he’d be ok with some internet strangers paying you every month to see your feet, the worst is he says no, and on the other hand if he says yes you have a second source of easy income

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

He'd probably have empathy pains for any future subscribers.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I used to know a dude that would have gotten hard at your written description here. No bullshit. Dude was obsessed with feet, and what he called "real feet" were his particular favorite. Feet that had seen some life, had been used was one of the few things he would talk about. Literally obsessive about feet.

I guarantee he is not the only one. The only question is if there's enough like that to make any useful money out of a feet only business.

There's something about foot fetishists that's extra obsessive compared to any other fetishists I've run across over the years.

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

See, I can kinda get it for some elegant and well kept ones and I'd definitely down for some foot play in such cases. But I don't know if that would even classify as a foot fetish when I constantly hear about how bad people have it for the (pardon) "ugly" and unkempt ones, which I just find weird.

But yeah... I mean, there's like 8 billion people on this planet. There's always some niche where one fits into that would get someone off and could be capitalized if they'd be willing to do so. Just keep in mind that you're, in the end, still selling your body for sex in a way.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 hours ago

To be honest, I'd rather sell my body for sex instead of selling my body to backbreaking warehouse work

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[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I never considered myself to be a foot-fetish guy, but damn she does indeed have sexy feet

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 3 points 2 hours ago

Eh. Not great, not terrible.

[–] mox@lemmy.sdf.org 93 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (5 children)

Some years ago, an artist who was not a mega-star but was on all the major music services published an article detailing how well each one paid. I'm now kicking myself for not bookmarking it. I clearly remember Spotify being among the worst, if not the worst.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 7 hours ago

Snoop Dogg said he got 45k for a billion streams.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 77 points 10 hours ago

The musician I saw last week mentioned that he'll get more money if you buy a CD from him now than if you stream his catalog on spotify for the rest of your life.

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[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 113 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, spotify truly is a scourge to artists.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 87 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

The entire music industry is built to grift money from musicians and Spotify is a second layer of musician grifting industry built on the first.

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