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Lily Allen Makes More Money from OnlyFans Than Spotify (consequence.net)

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I wear a men's 14. Basically the DD's of feet. My wife says I'm not allowed to show them off for free so get our your wallets folks.

[–] Nutteman@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a big feet man and damn is it annoying when I go to a rollerskating or ice skating rink and the largest size they rent is 13 :(

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You feel my pain. Literally! Last time I had to cram my feet into size 13 ice skates it sucked some of the fun out of it.

[–] Graphy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

What’s up fellow size 14s!

I often joke that I’m the person happiest that malls have died off because as a kid I was always forced to go there and try on a a bunch of 12s and 13s that never fit.

These days I’m still upset that so many good looking shoes only go up to 13