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Dad has the chops to be a project manager. (lemmy.world)
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[–] Knasen@lemmy.world 126 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I got something similar in a requirement specification once:

"Resolution supported: Max" "OS support: The latest one"

🀦🏼

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 62 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I literally got the description "make it look cool" in my current project.

We all know the context and can roughly guess what it means, but still...

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 7 months ago (5 children)

make it look cool

Got it. Animated background, GIFs, HTML 4.01 frames, marquee, privacy-friendly ads which are just GIFs linking to other websites. Did I go too far with the last one?

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

That sounds fucking awesome.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I used to have one like that, only with more tables (using the default border, of course).

It what's later became known a "programmer design".

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago

All wintery themes too as that is the coolest season.

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 1 points 7 months ago

Blink tags and snow effects

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago

Stuff like this is part of why I dropped out of multimedia production in college, I only enjoy that stuff as a hobby for myself, doing it for other people is a creative nightmare lol

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Every time I click on this link I listen to all the cymbal tracks

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Finally, all that time making the coolest myspace profile pays off!

[–] RonSijm@programming.dev 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"OS support: The latest one” is not that bad of an requirement...

If they complain like "why doesn't this work on Windows Vista, on IE8" - you can just point to the specs and say you only support the latest OS.

So basically you only support the latest Nightly Build of Ubuntu, since that's the current latest OS

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

You don't even need to support anything older than the last windows hot fix with requirements like that.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why support windows when you can argue that linux has a newer OS?

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 11 points 7 months ago

I am humbled by your chess of many D's.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

This is completely reasonable, but requires significant CI infrastructure

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Honestly, I think that line of thought has a really cute reflection of the person's experience with technology.